April 2001 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: Live by the Sea
by ROBERT DONLAN 05 Apr '01

05 Apr '01

Freshney Place.... he he... Will Salt, nice to know there is another from the wonderful town of Grimsby (im sure you noted the sarcasm there, of course you did, you have lived there) I am facing the prospect of three weeks back in Grimsby soon... im putting off as long as possible obviously. I went to see Broadcast last nite and they were very good but didn't play Papercuts so was a bit disappointed but they played the Book Lovers so that nearly made up for it. Hmm i managed to use no grammer at all in that last sentence. I probably shouldn't have started this cos i dont really have anything to say, i just got a bit excited about Grimsby for awhile. It is my birthday soon so i too am facing the prospect of turning 20, i think... im loosing track of my age which is probably a good thing. Well goodbye for now. Simple Troubadour +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: my flatmate is crap
by h.brown6＠camb.linst.ac.uk 05 Apr '01

05 Apr '01

SOMEONE MENTIONED VASELINE! Vaseline is great isnt it, its cheap and you can get in in a funky little tin. Id get it printed on a t-shirt but it would look like an Elastica t- shirt and i dont like them. I fancy Tim from Spaced, has anyone noticed the trailer with the girl wearing a "track and field" top???? ALAN, Hello alan. Ive got a belt with your name all round it, it's blue and i love it. I bought it cause when i was 15 i was in a fanclub called ALAn, it was for a band called RUTH, at the time i thought they were great then they went on Blue Peter and i grew up. ( im now 20) Im missing eastenders! Robert- YES time does go quicker doesnt it, somone told me there is going to be a brit-pop revival, how can that be if it only just finished???that makes me feel old. Nigel (the sinister hunter), i might spend a day in sheffield, look out for me, i wear too much denim, i have a clash badge, glitter and probably a crappy kids sweater. Hey we could play a game.I could tell you what day im going and we could look for each other, and leave clues in shops or benches, what do you reckon? Saw cute man in shop again today. Bought some records by credit card. It didnt go through at first so he talked to me which was great. I was shaking and i think he was too. He kept saying " nice one". If he is a part of this list then er, hello, how old are you? Im great me. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: riding trains for a hobby can be rad...
by Milla.Gregor＠BMPDDB.com 05 Apr '01

05 Apr '01

A pickle said Whilst riding the old underground public transport today, I thought about an a book I read last year called "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman (that Sandman Comic guy). Is it true there are stations that are old and closed that you go through on the way to other stations in the the London Metro? Is it also true that there are these mysteriously dark cars that pass by when you are waiting? In new york you can call up the transport museum in Brooklyn and ask to go on one of the tours of the disused stations and lines. It's not advertised, so I've been told, you just have to ask. Anyway, the guide has a special pass and you get on a normal train and he uses the pass to take over for a little bit from the driver. You drive on as usual, then he stops suddenly in the middle of a tunnel (I am driving in the middle of a rather funny tunnel... ) and opens the doors. You and he hop out, much to the amazement of the other passengers, and he leads you on foot on this magical mystery tour. He knows all the places to go - from the disused tunnels to the old stations that look like ancient ballrooms, with vaulted ceilings and chandeliers... Maybe the NY sinisterines should have their next picnic there? I read a kid's book once about a girl who was an only child of a single parent, and in the school holidays when she was bored and alone she used to obsessively ride the underground to see how far she could go on a Zone 1 ticket. She was interested in making as many different patterns with her journey as possible. I tried it once on the overground trains in South East London, but it just made me depressed. The book turns into a bit of a boring mystery story, but the image of her weaving her little webs of movement, weaving her life into the city system, stayed with me. ATP ho!! I can't wait. Only a few more hours, then me and the large pot of chicken stew I have made for our Chalet's 1st dinner will be en route!! Incidentally, anyone else who has been to atp before, and cooked, are there plates and pans and stuff already there? Take care all Milla ...out with the truckers and the kickers and cowboy angels... +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: North London Smells
by toescantalk＠runbox.com 05 Apr '01

05 Apr '01

It does, I've been there and breathed in and everything. It smells like the gunk round the rubber rim of our washing machine. So I can sniff North London whenever I want to. Not that I'm recommending sniffing washing machines. As that would be silly wouldn't it? North London apparently is the venue for AnTiciPate too this Thursday which I'd recommend for anyone who needs a night out in smelly North London town before that All Tomorrows Parties thingy. Well except those people with a keen interest in who shot Phil Mitchell, think J.R American readers, if you got this far, but more Texas Homecare than Texas, more callous than Dallas, more Shite on Telly than Miss Ellie, umm... or an interest in Gerrard FC v Catalonian Thistle, or even those who don't want to listen to Sinister people DJ-ing in an appallingly amateurish fashion. Oh that's just me isn't it? I think the other Sinister people and the Strange Fruit DJ's know what they're doing. I mean if Bruno Brookes can do it for a! living it can't be that hard can it? He presents programs about fishing now on Sky Sports 2 and is currently president of the Please Invest Some Savings in Fish Ladder Architectural Program Studies, which is better known as PISSFLAPS. So there's hope for us all. I know I rest a lot of my hope in PISSFLAPS. Oh anyway this AnTiciPate thingy starts at 8pm and goes on to the unearthly hour of 2am, I'll be sipping cocoa with Bruno and Anthea Turner and talking about what went wrong with the perfect celebrity couple, think of Beckham and Posh Spice but slightly more Clacton-on-sea than Gucci, more eating Spam delighted than Man United... umm... oh yes and said evening of DJ-ing and fun and frolics is Upstairs at the Garage. Email me if you have any concerns about anything and I'll try my best to push your life in the right direction. I applied to write the problem page for the Sunday Sport once, but apparently I was going to lower the tit count. Techincally I was just a tit, and they needed a pair. A bit like when you're low on socks in your underwear draw and all you get is singles. Which reminds me of cheese. But alot of things do. Te ra, Martin ----------------------------------------------- Runbox Mail Manager - www.runbox.com Free online email application +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: sad...
by Zoe 05 Apr '01

05 Apr '01

well,three episodes later and TANTAN! yes,tbwtas IS indeed gracing the closing titles of TEACHERS... and not only that BUT in 2 out of 3 episodes there is a B&S song there.and i know 'cos i have no life 'cos i got a tv and i watch it all day long and i'm happy...(in fact i even go to the radio times site and make a diary with all the tv shows i want to see and then print it out.my boyfriend replies using one word:'sad'....well excuse me but i am a media student after all..tv is a tool for me...hmmm...actually teachers is rather good...they play music only from tbwtas though... so all of you that have been praying every night for someone to help you find peace by answering this crucial for your existence question HURRAH!!! your prayers have been answered.goodbye. zoe ps.the thing is i actually wrote this 'cos i want to show off...and also to share the fact that the reason i started watching teachers WAS the b&s tune...which IS rather weird...i'll stop now...bye www +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i bid for my bed; sang for my supper.
by lisa morrison 04 Apr '01

04 Apr '01

the weather is all smiles and blue eyed today so i am grinning which is a rare occurence (so catch a glimpse now or forever hold yr peace)...it even managed to pull me out of my concrete bed and room of white death (hark! i am defing the sinister literary kick and associating WHITE and DEATH...quite the little rebel am i..i wonder will ms. lew descend upon me with a repremand?) and send me sprawled out on the lawn to scribble in my notebook...i was just mid-sentence about a stupid-girl-giggling i that had happened to tickle my ear as it drifted by when a large plastic disk boink!ed me on the side of my thoroughly engrossed head...even the lazy hazy dayz of summer are against me...maybe its punishment for associating white with death...the great deceased ones are punishing me... will salt mentioned special brew and i did not read the sentence, only the words SPECIAL BREW... and i just had to put in my naughty little two sense and say special brew is alcoholic fruit juice and that it will soon lead to an even more horrifying concoction which i am convinced will be RUM and CAPRI SUN...you know...the bagged fruit juice that you had to stab at for 45min with a straw to get one not-so-satisfying suck (oh this is getting naughty) out of?...horrid stuff really and so many obstacles to overcme...so many risks..either A)the straw peirced thru both the front and back of the bag leaving a strawberry spirting exit wound or B)the straw broke before even making it thru the bag due to all the frustration of jabbing and poking at the designated straw-hole (which you never hit anyay) like an peadophile going at a virgin girl... capri sun meeting all yr most impractical needs since (what) 1992 (?)... nigel and i (i hope you don't mind me sharing with the world, nigel) have begun a Superficial Sinister Quest Brigade in which we overtake park benches and peek thru binoculars at the potential of passers by...hoping to catch a glimpse of some sinisterians (pronounced sin*iss*TARE*e*ians)... We are currently recruiting so if you'd like to spend the rest of yr life as a voyeur contact either General Nigel (sir) or myself, Lieutenant Lisa... You and the SSQB: you ain't going NOWHERE! (da dala DAT!) (that means you eric who perfers to theorize rather than act...WE SUPPORT YOU BOY!) mix tapes have b/c the overwhelming popularity as of late...perhaps i should get a copy of the imfamous "beats to bang to" and send it off to miss laura lew (of first paragraph fame)...she'll be to busy being naughty to judge the rest of the tapes...there should be a warning label stuck to the cover: may induce pornographic behavior...(look out all of you listees who haven't gotten laid in 3 months or or to shy to flirt with yr crushes...this is the spanish fly of all miz tapes...) prrrr. -listdomlisa direction: insert tape into tape deck. press play. crank up volume. get ready to break in the new matress... _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Smoke me a kipper. I'll be home for breakfast.
by Jason McKinnon 04 Apr '01

04 Apr '01

(Sin)ister(rific), Whilst riding the old underground public transport today, I thought about an a book I read last year called "Neverwhere" by Neil Gaiman (that Sandman Comic guy). Is it true there are stations that are old and closed that you go through on the way to other stations in the the London Metro? Is it also true that there are these mysteriously dark cars that pass by when you are waiting? The San Francisco Municipal Railway (http://www.sfmuni.com) is not as extensive as the London counterpart, but it does have lovely graffiti inside the tunnels. Anyhoo...just a stray thought. Laura Llew and "the Get Fresh Krew" have started a tape trading contest, and although there is no official word yet.....I believe that mixed compilations of other media varieties may have there own separate but equal(!) contest (damn southerners). Will Ms. Lawrah-Loo judge the cover art and presentation also? Cause I like to do pervy things with photoshop. (Just double-dawg-dare me!) Martin makes me glad "toes can talk", but what if BACON could talk? Peter Miller: I'm always overjoyed with reading something that I don't unnerstan completely, because when I do actually get it...it's generally poignant and worthwhile. C'mon, kids, Repeat after me......I am not afraid of not knowing everything. :) Translation: Peter Miller is GRATE! (went and ruined that point, didn't I) <<"Oh, bother!" slurred Eustace!>> Everyone over yonder is chomping at the bit for AnglesTorturedPicts, and I gotta say the Yanks are looking a little green around the edges. But then again we kinda always do. :) The Pickled (In his Own Sour Juices)Prince P.S. I dare you not to reply to my post. P.P.S. I triple-dawg-slap-yo-mamma-in-front-of-yo-daddy-dare you not to! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: sleep. WHISKY. some Sylvia Plath content
by pedro sim�es 04 Apr '01

04 Apr '01

Boys. Girls. ....... Hello Ok, it's terrible out there. too cold and too wet. and mud all around my house. i have now a little bridge to go inside (a very shaking bridge) and i can't sleep in the morning because of the machines noise. there are holes on the street and closed streets. caos. So i haven't slep last night cause i had classes 9 am and i had to go. really go. trash trash trash. now for some b&s content: i just saw in kirstin hersh record a special thanks for seymour stein. is he active today? i always heard: "Is the mythic smiths manager". I guess he's so mythic that i wasn't shure about his body and his life. and relations with kristin hersh. and for that mythification process the b&s song helped a lot( the b&s content). Well, Nigel was saying about his 20 birthday, and about the implications of it. I have to confess that 20 were really shoking to me. i liked when i was seventeen. i'm now going for 22(in november) and i almost can't belive it. I look like a KID. So, happy birthday Nigel. Friday i'm going to see Buffalo 66 in retrospective and i think it's gonna be Good. Today i wish i had a bottle of whisky and a Sylvia Plath recomendation note. To some girl that never posted me back and a boy in H-K. hugs luv,love Pedro "a boy a girl and a randez-vous" P.S.- Is there a spanish Victor out there? ------------------------------------------------------------ Free Great Books Search Engine! http://www.mala.bc.ca/~mcneil/bookscode.htm Distinctive Email from malaspina.com http://www.malaspina.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: ATP Chalet Lines
by Joey Loves Honey 04 Apr '01

04 Apr '01

SORRY HONEY I am so stupid! If you do want the ticket... (Which you know you do...) Could you please email/call me or my friend Emily on: Joey: showmemagic(a)hotmail.com 07968 012309 Emily: eawester(a)hotmail.com If you come I will buy you a drink!!!!!!!! Yay! And I will introduce you to some really famous people*! Hurray!! See you soon!! Love, Jo *This is not actually true... _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: ALL TOMORROWS PARTIES - 1 SPACE
by Joey Loves Honey 04 Apr '01

04 Apr '01

Hey everyone, sorry Honey for putting this on here... But... Does anyone need a ticket for the weekend... We have one space place in a chalet of 3 girls and 2 boys. Anyone is welcome, as long as your not crazy... It's going to be so good... You know you want to come. Television are playing for Gods sake!! Yay! And Lambchop, The Sea and Cake, Yo la Tengo, Tortoise, Broadcast, Black Heart Procession, Boards of Canada, US Maple, Autechre, Calexico etc etc... And it's by the sea!! Fun and Frolicks!! In the Sea! And the Sand!! So, anyone up for it??!! I promise I will make a sandcastle with you! Love, Jo xxx _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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