May 2001 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: Two little boys
by Robin Stout 18 May '01

18 May '01

Mmmm! I heard both Jonathan David and Take Your Carriage Clock last night too. They're both good, I think I'll like this e.p. a lot, and like the Hodottir just said, teriffic swearing from the boy Murdoch. Stevie sings like he's working down the Chinese laundry. Am I right that he sings about a wooden horse, and is this a Rolf Harris reference? I hope so. Also, Peel said that the four songs that B+S recorded for their session are all-new tracks that won't be on the e.p.s. Maybe they're from the soundtrack. I'm very excited Robinx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: those pylons frame the light, see
by Gordon 18 May '01

18 May '01

Well, a guy my own age at work told me to go home yesterday, and so here I am. Attempting to do something pretty whilst I could, I talked for three hours with him about the project, then drew a couple of sketches of the barmaid before the proprietor threw me out, fell asleep somewhere posh then got home and burst into tears, inconsoleable and uncontroleable. Perhaps I should visit the Saracen's Head after all. I talked with some steelworkers, too, who were on a trip up from Sunderland. One thinks that, at the end of the day, there will be something useful in all of this. I mean I'm patient: I choose life, etc., but the world is so annoyingly intolerant of my desires of domination over my own wee patch of it. I suppose I make the mistake of countering trivialities with a grate! big drama but it just amazes me how people can so quietly and sophisticatedly buckle down to this utterly absurd scenario of 'the way things are today'. To think that I worked *so hard* and so well on that job: gave it everything I have, for me to be told to go home on a technicality of breath. Alcohol, see, and I'm not sacked either: I'm welcome back today or Monday but I'm telling you all this I'm telling you all this because I want to demonstrate that a confident, showy bright guy who 'should know better' knows more than that and yet can still be reduced to a pathetic shrivel not in himself but for others simply dismissing. 'Your way of working is not our way of working.' Well what the hell is that? 'You might fantasise about the situation in Barcelona, but' I fantasise about everyone whose been looking at athena posters when there's an olive grove around, or even some haystacks. I'm not really making great claims for myself: I really just want to be left alone. What I really, really want, is to meet another person who is of the same sort as I am: not a nurse or a mother figure: not a sister or a brother: not a girl or a guy: just another person like me. I can't send this to the sinister mailing list, of course. It's indulgently personal, inappropriate and rather scary. So I won't or, will it connect somehow? The stock response to a declaration such as this is, I suppose, 'what do you want out of this? what are you getting at?' to which the answer is 'it's an irrelevant question'. That new B&S cover is wild. Very nouveux-old. As usual with their stuff it's full of rib-prodding.. religion? bah! I'll give you a tickle... Cleopatra? anyone? anyone? +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Peelie's finest
by The Hodottir 18 May '01

18 May '01

Well. By a wicked dash of ill fate my sister phoned during Steve LeCrap's Evil Session so I missed the title track, but GOD BLESS JOHN PEEL for playing 'Take your carriage clock and shove it' during his glorious show. It is beautiful, although there are hints of at leat 8 other (non b&s) tunes in there somewhere. Still, it's the sweetest wickedness, with what sounded like much swearing (wank, fuck etc). All good. Peelie will also have a b&s session sometime in the first two weeks of June. S'there. Sometimes I feel sick with excitement about the gigs, then I realise I'm probably just drunk again. Hi to the mini-sters, Hodottir x _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: NEW NYC Picnic Date and just a regular post
by Julie 17 May '01

17 May '01

Okay, having announced the NYC picnic date for June 9th, I got a bunch of email from people who couldn't make it that day. Also, Will Porter has work that day, and a picnic without Will Porter is like a game of DDR without E-rotic songs. So, we're moving the picnic to JUNE 16TH!!! Same place as before. When the time gets closer, I'll provide a little hand drawn map and directions to the exact spot. Email me with questions, comments, compliments, etc. To anyone who emailed me off list, I have emailed you seperately (or will shortly after this is sent). Some people said some funny things lately. About two weeks ago Richard Gillanders wrote his first post, and I found it very amusing. I just wanted him to know that. Laurallew said: "Yes, I'm back from New York where I even went on a scenic tour of Long Island." Okay, Miss Llew, that's the second time you've come to New York without calling me. That makes me very, very sad. Elena said: " Well apart from the fact that 'Orrible Martin threw my frisbee in the tree and even with lots of efforts we couldn't get it down" Hmmmm. There are many things I want to say here but won't. After all, of all the things Martin's done around me, they don't include throwing my frisbee in a tree. A lot of people have been talking about Molly Ringwald lately. Molly is a fan of the man-child rawk god known as Rhett Miller, and also of the man-woman pop princess known as Kiki (of Kiki & Herb). This means she's at the World Famous Fez (In the heart of downtown New York, prime Britney-spotting territory) a lot. And so we Sinister kids who hang out at Fez see her a lot. Okay, she's a bitch. And also, she arrives and leaves in a big white limo. Hello, Molly, limos are so tacky. Let it go, you haven't been in a movie since the late 80s. Also she's not that cute. Okay so remember, mark the 16th of June on your calendars for a picnic in Central Park. I love you. Come visit. xoxo Julie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL!
by Steven Kado 17 May '01

17 May '01

So yes, i don;t write for a long time, then i write a little bit in response to a months worth of stuff. is that ok? first: HELLO!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH RUVI? Nothing really, except for talking a lode of cack about necrophelia and pretty girls vs. smart girls...Ruvi is pretty Rad. yes, his first post about square-dancing was NEARLY PROUSTIAN. only much shorter. significantly shorter. he brought up sylvia plath who at least had the guts to stick her head in the oven unlike that dreadful elizabeth smart woman who lived forever and ever and wrote terrible books. the best thing about sylvia plath so far is that talk of her compelled jillian locke to post! rah! >Pinefox asked: Is it true, by the way, that Pynchonians just don't like Salinger? yes. PF also mentioned David Lodge. i don;t like david lodge. he's no Ruvi whatsisface is he? with his nudge nudge wink wink i've heard of structuralism before sort of nonsense. fuck that shit. it is not the nation of ulysses! it's not even Komeda B-Sides. >Peter Miller said: You can get Deep Purple wallpaper! and i was amazed to discover that you can purchase a YES earthenware beer stein! http://shopping.artistdirect.com/artist_catalog.asp?catalog=YES&store=YesDir ect perfect for all those times you get together with other prog-rock/role playing games friends of yours and drink yourselves into stupours while loudly exclaiming 'i am the dungeon master!' or 'you shit head! you killed my orc commander! now taste my steel!' etc... then you wake up with beastly hangovers and have to crawl back to the computer engineering building in yr semen stained track suit dreaming of your next chance to listen to music about trolls and gobblins and shit with your other dandruff-y friends while playing roleplaying games and griping about how you never get any 'action'. Youn J. Noh mentioned me, so i'll quote the entire paragraph: >Who is the person who said something like the response to a work of art >should be a work of art? What were his exact words? A former professor >quoted him and emphasized the role of inspiration, but I think of it as >a conversation. Where is Steven Kado when you need him? Maybe he could >say something enlightening about Wittgenstein at this point. There's an >endpoint to criticism that isn't always recognized: you can never get at >the work itself. I think Jason McKinnon was saying something like this. >And the correspondence between words and things in the world is imperfect. >It would be useful to talk about something on its own terms, but what are >these terms? And what are non-artists to do? Offer mixtapes and quote >other people's poetry? right: here's what i say. 1. i don't like the way people throw words like 'art' around. people could lose an eye or find themselves deligitemized by an entire cultural system! fuck that shit. 2. i side with Renzo Piano and say that intuition doesn't exist, its just the fact that people who know about things can make judgements about those things faster without having to recourse to 'external' systems of reasoning. 3. Wittgenstein would ask how you know when you're inspired and if you are how do you know that its called inspiration to tell someone else that you're inspired and such and so on...colour incompatibility...etc. 4. no you can t ever get at the work of art. i agree. what was the work of art anyway? 5. its important to be sure that when talking about the imperfect connection between words and 'reality' that we don't lapse into rude and lazy platonism...in these modern times this can only lead to baudrillard and thats sucky, since he's really just an old reactionary shit-head who wants to go back to a time when men were men and women were women and reality was reality...what a tired old fart. i'm out of juice on this one. i need more kimchi to get any real thinking done, but its still early afternoon as i write so i can't possibly eat kimchi just yet. i don't think i even addressed the question at all. clearly. i'm going to see some joseph cornell films tonite! rah! yes, its a wonderful world within these cinema walls. The Dave Matthews Band is bad like Israeli Trance. boo! did anyone else find that the new baxendale joint is like a kind of anthem for a new tomorrow? a mission statement even...a kind of flashlight of hope? no? sorry. someone didn't like physicists. i take great umbrage at this statement since a) one of my best friends is in physics b) my girlfriend is also in physics. and they are nice people and not at all creepy or stupid or lax or anything, to be frank they're probably acres cooler than you, so there! of course me and the rest of the young barthesians in the wanky semiotics dept. find anything remotely sciency to be mind-bendingly exotic so maybe i look at physics with rose coloured glasses or something. Greg Pallis is pretty fucking rad too, despite having made an ass of me to his teacher by printing out one of my hamfisted drunken rants...oh well. the remarkably named dairy fairy said: >I am going to see arab strap this friday. Which should be very good. Although not necessarily a gig to cheer myself up with. >Aidan Moffat never seems very happy, despite the fact that the content of his songs would suggest he's having an awful lot of >sex. which is always nice. not neccessarily. sometimes too much sex makes your bits ache. can anyone who speaks german tell me how to say 'architects against indie-rock' in german? i'd be really grateful. rah rah ! i am electrocution! s t e v e n +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. 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Sinister: automatic push button remote control/ synthetic/ genetic/ command your soul
by chris perriman 17 May '01

17 May '01

just heard JONATHON DAVID on the sesh! it starts off ok-ish and i thought oh, well, not as good as legal man, but then the chorus hit and stuart started singing and i just went wow and it got bigger and better untill there was a bit with stevie, stuart and either isobel and/or sarah singing as well ad it was triumphantly FAB!!! i'm impressed but why's the 7 inch version got only 2 songs on it, i'll have to buy the 12" aswell 'coz 45s are just the coolest things on earth. steve lamacq has a good story about this: two scientists were trying to find if certain shapes had deep rooted meaning in the human brain. to test this they had a monkey to whom they gave random objects and recorded it's reaction. they gave the monkey a CD, it chewed it a bit and then threw it on the floor. the scientists then handed it a 7 inch record. the monkey got a hard on. i don't think this story's true but it illustrates a point (but hopefully does'nt Sillistrate it, that would be most disturbing) i was cleaning out my cupboards and found amongst my stack of NMEs and select magazines (stretching back to '95 mind you, i hate to throw out magazines coz things like this happen) anyway, i found in the jan '97 select a review of 'IYFS'(4/5) alongside arab strap's 'the week never starts round here' (also 4/5) and an interview with stuart murdoch! so here it is --------------------------------------- "I do sing in a church choir" belle and sebastian frontman stuart murdockh on christian rock, long-distance running and breast-feeding album sleeves your previous LP, 'tigermilk', has a sleeve depicting a woman breast-feeding a cuddly tiger toy. did it cause controversy and outrage? "no, i was a bit dissapointed by the lack of reaction. i work as a caretaker at a church, and i thought the people there would see it and it might cause a little bit of fuss. but no, sadly, there hasn't been any. the model on the sleeve is a friend of mine - and tigger of course. the new album sleeve has another friend - with more clothes on this time" what inspires you regarding belle and sebastian? "well my ispiration for writing wouldn't be bands. it's more just boredom, depression and the weather. ans the films of Hal Hartley*. musically, the one person who has it for me at the moment is [tindersticks frontman] stuart staples. songs like 'city sickness' made it clear he had his vision set out from the start - you have to bow to the superior power of the 'sticks. my favourite books are probably by CS Lewis - the screwtape letter and surprised by joy" do these works of christian exposition from the man from narnia indicate any particular religious belief? "i'm not a particular follower of any religious denomination, but i do sing in a church choir. yeah, we'd be quite happy to be called christian rock - why not? the band does tend to play quite a few shows in church halls. at the start we made a habit of playing church halls and cafes, because of the acoustics." does your song 'the stars of track and field' stem from an athletic inclination? "well, i was a runner in my youth. i ran marathons and ran for glasgow uni. it's a bit of nostalgia really, because i did used to go at the running quite madly. i found it quite hedonistic in a way..." did you take your name straight from the belle and sebastian TV programme? "kind of - i have a very vague memory of the TV show. the name arose when i was writing a short story and the main character was called sebastian. then i wanted to have a female character, so i called her belle. yeah, i do still write a bit - it's nice to put a wee bit of writing on the back of the record. the first one had a story and this one has a kind of introduction to the band." RW --------------------------------------- * isn't hal hartley who B&S have recorded the soundtrack for? wow, two bits of content in one post, i think that makes up for all the ones i have sent with sod all. see you in scarboria pez* P.S. Karren, if you are reading this, sorry you haven't got the tape yet, that's coz i haven't sent it. i have made it though, honest; just my compooter died and i could'nt get your address from it. but i have it now and it'll be on it's way :) www.pez.com - the wonderful world of pez ;) ivorytowers.8m.com - ivory towers records www.drpez.com - Dr Pez, Spain's premier fish doctor (i think) _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. 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Sinister: You Were Alaves On My Mind
by P F 17 May '01

17 May '01

Our time is so short. There are only 3 minutes to go. Oh, I say!! Congratulations to my editor. This is not the Liverpool of old - that's why it made me happy. It's the Liverpool of new. It's the Liverpool of the papercuts years, I suppose. And we know they'll 'never amount to anything'. So, do something happy while you can. Personally, I was delighted. Someone told me that John Prescott would become more popular for throwing that left hook. I doubt it. Is he left-handed? That's a question. As for llll llll - yes, you're right. I forgot. I did say that to you. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Auctions - buy the things you want at great prices http://auctions.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: You still believe in me.
by elenita99 17 May '01

17 May '01

Bon dia, Robin said: >I bet 50p on France winning Eurovision and won >nothing. Where's the justice in the world? There is no justice I agree. However I am pleased to see someone's believing in France. You should have done like me: I bet with an English person that France would kick England's bottom, and guess what? I won. Oh the delights of victory. Talking of victory I went to watch the football match at some boys place yesterday. Oh well what a fantastic experience it was. I was not allowed to cheer for Alaves for some obvious reasons, but then even if I had my voice would have been covered by the screams of lots of boys going crazy (I wont give any name). Anyway, all ended up in joy as Liverpool won, and I just sat there being once more amazed about football: it is a bit like I dont get how planes can fly, I dont get how people get mad about a ball and 22 people running behind it. Larry is a star and he is getting even more emails than I do these days. Sometimes I feel like he is becoming too independent: he does things on his own, sends emails to people I don't know, etc. But well after all we are only flatmates so he can do what he wants to. Last week end was officially the first frisbee-and-picnic week end in Greenwich park, and it was fantastic. Well apart from the fact that 'Orrible Martin threw my frisbee in the tree and even with lots of efforts we couldn't get it down (and we tried hard I swear). How sad I was, it was a solar disc at the official size, mind you. The wise Peter Miller said: >Before the advent of Larry the Frog, Elenita99's best friend >was a mobile >phone with an endless stream of French loonies on the other end. Then the non less wise Pinefox said: >Well, now her best friend is a mobile Canadian with a >string of English loonies on his end. I do not know any Canadian, well I know one but he lives in America. My best friend is Larry. I gave up being friends with mobiles phones: I lose then too often and it breaks my heart each time. And being heartbroken is no fun, I can tell. I am off to eat cheese. You should do so as well. Elena xx ______________________________________________ FREE Personalized Email at Mail.com Sign up at http://www.mail.com/?sr=signup +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Surprise,surprise!
by Arantxa Sanz 17 May '01

17 May '01

Hello all: My alarm clock was not set up, there was a pile of equations to plough through in the traditional manner i.e. pen and paper and racking my brains, so I thought : 'Let's boldly go and work from home, as humans are doing in the noughties thanks to all the technological advances available'. Albeit the most advanced technological gadget around is my pretty basic hifi. A transistor radio would have been enough, as any former supporter of Graham Coxon's cause should know,modern life is rubbish: About 1.30 pm, after enduring JLo, the unbearable vintage jokes of that subhuman species hired as DJ's in Radio1-daytime slots, smile briefly with 'Hey Boy Hey Girl', ... JONATHAN DAVID just popped into my bedroom. And I loved it. Stevie, all is forgiven after that sunrise crime.Not a continuation of 'I fought in a war' as one could gather from that bludgeoned biblical reference, though some love triangle seemed to bloom in the lyrics, very David. It will be single of the week next week or something, because Nick Cave is now, that is what the Radio 1 apemen said (?). Alaves David could not crown it and knock down Liverpool, rubbish too. My weekly TV dose included not only the match but 'Faking it-From West Yorkshire chippie girl to society IT lady', so I have acquired a taste for overuse 'rubbish' because I have learnt one word I can pronounce posh! Mmm.A message with some content in just 15 minutes. Popper could prove that content is probably rubbish because the law of content has no content, however. x Arantxa +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: The Sound Of The Polaroid
by Clarke, Sarah J (EU) 17 May '01

17 May '01

Dear Sinister, have decent Albert Hall tickets gone *already*? I haven't got mine. I admit, the thought of sitting behind a pillar/Big Stu a few miles away from the stage after paying a BILLION SQUID for the ticket doesn't seem that great a thought, especially when you consider you could be in a public house drinking ALE for 100% less of the ticket fee... however! I am sure with the time honoured tactic of wrapping a vodka bottle in a condom, swallowing it and carrying it "mule like" through the ticket office would again be a valid solution! I've been reading a book about smuggling Cocaine, (the Spanish for Cocaine is Cocaina, but they say it all funny, co-kaii-EEEEEE-narrr, its ACE, I like Spanish), and it doesn't recommend doing that, it says that often you get caught, and that you can't deny anything if you have a condom full of drugs in your belly. Actually, thats a good point, if they scanned me on the way in, I couldn't exactly say that it was just in the middle of a packet of jelly babies and I didn't notice. > I find some of the new Kings album dull, and some brilliant. > And I'd argue > that in a lot of ways it is ground breaking. Who would have thought that Mr. Carter and I would agree? Just the other day I attached a Kings of Convienience album to a pneumatic drill, and terrorised the streets of the Brixton with it. When I dropped it, I drilled a hole right through to the centre of the earth, and scared a few dwarfs down there, who were playing Magic Cards! A ground breaking album indeed, ho ho ho! I've never heard it properly myself, but from what I heard I quite liked. I am FED UP of *quite* liking things! I'll settle for *really loving* the Aislers Set, INVASION OF THE GABBA MEN, Low and the inbuilt songs on VIB RIBBON for the PlayStation. The book was called Snowblind, and it was by Robert Saggard. Possibly. His last name may be wrong. And also his first name. When was the last time you were asked if you were a member of a religion other to your own? Mine was yesterday. It was cool! Yay, 40 minutes till I can go home and play my BASS. Bass is the best instrument of any. Sarah xxx Old Skool Polaroids are great. Click! WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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