July 2001 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: no new ep...
by mummy i've grazed my knee 12 Jul '01

12 Jul '01

...in my dream. Well, it is a terrible thing to say, but I'm bored, and the only thing I could think of to do was write to sinister. Is that good or bad? I don't know. GIG FRENZY I'm still in gig-mode frenzy. The only records I've listened to in the last few weeks have been Belle And Sebastian. I'm afraid I'll overdo it. I'm going to come out of the closet as it were and admit to absolutely loving Jonathan David. I think it's the best thing they've released in ages, certainly since Modern Rock Song (even though that is only two releases ago). Stevie has done admirably and I will forgive him for past misdemeanours. Mick looks sort of shy on the cover. He told me he wasn't very photogenic, but he certainly doesn't look any the worse for wear from keeping his chocolate with his shoes. NO NEW SINGLE I have Belle And Sebastian dreams all the time so I don't bother reporting on them. I did have one the other night though that is worth mentioning in a sort of Nostradamous way. My parents run a B&B, and the band had come to stay here. They were about to be on TV and wanted to come into my house to watch themselves. My dad was arranging the tele so that the sunlight caught it correctly. Mick was helping him and looking out of the window. He had a lot of loose hair on his face, I don't know why. I had just had my hair cut (in real life) and so was probably suffering from this myself. I asked about the new single and he said "och, we're not going to release one". Apparently they had recorded a song about pina colada and suicide and they had a bit of an argument with Struan about it. PHOTOS My photos from Ipswich are back. Most have heads galore, but some are OK, especially one with Struan falling back onto the crowd and narrowly missing my head! I want to write more but will save it because this is already far too long. Chris Jones. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: More Plugs Than Plumb Centre
by Miss Marianna Longmire 12 Jul '01

12 Jul '01

> >Not sure if this is old news or not but Sodastream's first (7 track) ep >"Enjoy" is available again, in the UK from Rocket Girl, see > >http://www.rocketgirl.co.uk/store/html_file/module.php?stockID=1347 > >for the bargain price (IMHO) of £5 + £1.50 p&p. Beautiful songs, nice cover >with hand-sewn design. Go on, you know you want to. aah, i remember walking down to house of wax records on hay street and purchasing this marvellous cd oh so many years ago. fond memories, and one of the few times i was proud to be living in perth. marianna. _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: dreams & Beck being funky
by john john 12 Jul '01

12 Jul '01

dear Sinister, we've got really poo weather up here. it's always grey & overcast, and it drizzles heaps of times a day. which means that you can't schedule a walk with the dog, but have to make a run for it whenever you see a wee bit of light i had this fab dream last night, where i was at a Beck concert. i was on the 2nd row (i always am) and he did the splitz. Beck's so funky... straight after the last song, people started queuing for the exit, and i leaped onto the seats (goran style) and raced up the tier, hopping & skipping on each step outside, i saw Sweetie, and she as hugging someone else on her way out. i was too bouncy to be heartbroken, so i just ran up and shouted 'Sweeetiee!!' and she turned round and gave me one of her big constricting hugs. then i got on the bus... don't go to london, their picnic will be poo well, compared to ours which'll have a barbeque the 6th years in our school get to volunteer to look after a wee bunch each of 1st years who've just came into the school, for a couple of weeks. i was wanting to do it, but i missed the training day by going to a belle & sebastian show. anyway, i got on the bus, and there was heaps of people from school, each with a wee kid sitting beside them on the bus. i asked the teacher who i had to look after, and she said Lindsey. so i bopped up the bus, singing Lindsey, and i saw this wee girl on her own. she went 'john?' and we both squealed and had the best bus journey ever, singing and playing scissors paper stone and eye spy and she gave me heaps of cuddles umm, i woke up in tears, and that's about it.. byeee x _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Life is a melon cauliflower.
by Ruvi Simmons 12 Jul '01

12 Jul '01

To whom it may concern, As I write this, I am listening to Barber's adagio for strings. Is it because of the awe-inspiring resonance of the piece, the way it seems to contain its own language and logic, with which it speaks directly to the deepest, noblest parts of the soul? Well, partly. Is it because every note carries with it the silent echo of eternities, an ongoing, self-renewing fusion of past, present and future? Closer. Or is it as a little tribute to poor Robert Kennedy, dead with a bullet in the brain, and a lifetime's political work condensed to a pool of blood on a hotel kitchen floor, at whose funeral the piece was performed? No. It is because this is my last post to Sinister, and if that is not an occasion which warrants a little bit of melancholy, even a little bit of melodramatic melancholy, then I confess I don't know what is. It is to be my last post because, in exactly 2 hours, I am going to the airport, where I shall board a plane and be spirited away into the clouds. When I descend, I will be in Shanghai. For three months. It all makes me feel like Scott of the Antarctic, standing with the flap of the tent open, revealing a bitter blizzard raging across the frozen plains. Frost on the moustache, barely supressed shivers, wild, emaciated look in the eyes. On the verge of death. Then, the flicker of a smile. A human smile. The eyes clear. "I may be some time." The smile dies, the face turns away, and the body strides out to meet the storm. The strings, having crescended and died away, are now resurging in one final refrain. They are talking about death and tragedy. Not a tragedy fit for weeping, but one so rich and beautiful that it thrills the spirit at the same time that it reaps its devastation. Sadness, as Jimmy Greaves would perhaps put it (segueing from classical music to cockney wife-beating football pundits; enough to induce headaches! Or, at least, mild motion sickness), is a funny old game. Why be sad at a moment of positive, exciting change? Why be sad at the moments of greatest happiness? Why this perpetual duality that paints the world in varying shades of grey (though let us not forget red and yellow and pink and green, orange and purple and blue; I can sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow too: a world of greys would be a sad place indeed)? Because, I think, gain always means loss. New experiences are garnered at the exclusion of others, and to move on is to forever give up something of value. So, in this constant process of decision-making, every choice is an exclusive one, that is, it excludes the other possible options. So there is loss. An infinity of choices and virtually no time in which to choose. No wonder the world induces panic. Panic on the streets of London, panic on the streets of Birmingham. And Paris. And Addis Ababa. And Adelaide. And Shanghai (certainly while I'm in residence, mixing numberless worries with the beads of sweat on my forehead). I said time is running out. It always is, but particularly so now. I must go: the storm awaits, as it does around every corner. I would like to say that I have enjoyed reading the thoughts, feelings and experiences for which this mailing list (surely a loftier terms is required? I, however, have not the time to think of one) is a sort of astral, or perhaps just pixelated, conduit, immensely. Maybe I will be back in three months. If anyone wants to write to me, I will have access to my e-mail in Shanghai. But then, who would want to contact a drug-addled poser, eh? If it were me, I wouldn't. I may be some time. Ruvi. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Necrophilia Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry
by Laura Llew 11 Jul '01

11 Jul '01

Has anyone else noticed that Madeline has posted twice since the poetry parrot arrived at her doorstep, and yet not a peep from the pfeathered pfledgling? Rumor has it that Madeline has a frisky feline as a pet. I fear that our foul fowl has now been turned into a Parker Parfait, a topping for Longfellow Linguini, or Sandburg Stew after it was snuck upon by little cat feet... Of course, this mischief is no surprise (nor great according to Mr. MacLeod) with the deviant doings of late. Take Primitive Painter's new brain love child of Hipflask whose first single will be "Dead Dog On Wheels." Violent Vegans indeed! Of course, it's probably better that y'all don't speak of being vegetarian frequently. Hearing about such things always increases my consumption of meat. I'll be out at a restaurant about to order pasta and then all of a sudden I will think of all you poor pasty face vegetarians in your cuffed trousers and pointed collars out there who can't enjoy a good grilled chicken sandwich or nibble on a hamburger. And to think of being vegan where it's not just meat you're deprived of. Make that a quarter pounder WITH cheese! Primitive Painter panted, "... to Miss Llew. She's all for Hipflask -so much so that we have made her an honourary member. She will be the first person to hear what we have to offer." I can't say I'm for hipflask as much as I'm all for hearing what boys to offer*. I only hope it doesn't turn out to be two stale jammie dodgers, some lint, and an old ticket stub to a matinee before Primitive Painter dedicated his life to pleasing lares and penates. I *finally* am now the proud of owner of Belle and Sebastian's latest album. (You keen observers will note I did not say single. You unkeene observers will only note that you're not wearing any clothes and you have no recollections of why or where you got that tattoo of a Richard Simmons likeness on your upper inner thigh.) Ok, ok so it's been over a year since the Fold Your Hands.. was released but I'm southern and I'm SUPPOSED to be behind the times. It's not laziness - it's heritage! (Yeah - so just be thankful I'm not backward as well & referring to them as Sebastian and Belle.) Trying to obtain the latest single has now been added to my list of TRAUMATIC EVENTS OF SUMMER 2001 right under waking up last Tuesday morning to a wolf spider (think of a tarantula which works out) trying to tap me a happy good morning on the tip of my nose. I was informed by my local record shop that they don't "do" singles. Me: You don't "do" singles? Her: No Me: You can't even order one for me? Her: No Me: Is there anything I can say here from my dazzling reptoire to make me sound clever and witty while making you out to be a dimwitted clod who refuses to help a poor musically deprived girl who has a propensity to pout? Her: No It was sad. I bought Johnny Cash's American III and grew sadder. My latest plan is to get Johnny Cash to come live with me. Whenever I snap my right hand, he'll sing me a ballad. After a while, Will Oldham will learn of this and come to join us. Then whenever I snap my left hand, he'll take his cue. Both hands snapping - voila' I See A Darkness! Until I can convince the Man In Black that he wants to ditch that hag June to spend the rest of his years with moi, I suppose I shall have to settle with having my bedroom become a regular venue for bands when they tour. Oh yes! Gavin (James McGregor Dunbar) from Camera Obscura (CO.UK) and The Bass Player (ala' That Thing You Do style) from Elixir have both agreed to play Laura Llew's Bedroom should they ever tour the US. I suspect Sebastian and Belle will be jumping on the bandwagon any day now. Arik Airated: "laura llew and i are having a b&s gig in her bedroom in north carolina, and none of you are invited ;-P. well, actually, there is one open spot for a luck attendee but you have to sit on a possibly leather chair and you need to prove yourself worthy. my suggestion is to enter the amazing transatlantic mix tape contest and try to convince her llewness of your extreme worthiness and wonder. all sales final. the management is not responsible for personal injury or lost property. thank you for your patronage" which brings me to.... ******TRANSATLANTIC MIX TAPE CHALLENGE OF 2001****** After a torrent of excuses flooded in, the mix tape contest has finally gotten it's second wind. Of course, it's not too late to enter either! I've decided to have winners from each round and then to decide the ULTIMATE winner from those. So ahead from round one are the Brilliant Bill Harris, the Wry Rachel Walther, and Jer from Cornell. Of course, I haven't let loose the fury of Carsmile Steve or the subtle tauntings of Jenny Payne or the fierceness of the boy from Ireland whose name I can't pronounce but it looks something like Grainne. Ken Chu, where are you? Laura 'meeting all of your Laura Llew needs since 1977' Honorable Mentions: *Will Porter once offered me Good Press. Or maybe he thanked me for good press. Either which way I have now twisted the meaning & filed it away for use at another time. Beware Mr.. Porter - You have been warned. Jimmy G - I hope you're wearing in your leisure suit while frolicking in London. Thanks for letting me review rape you. Bill Harris - I started reading one of your recommended reads today. There was Woo-age. There was Hoo-age. Lawrence "The Milkman" Mikkelsen - Thanks for the track list to the B&S compilation album. Ok, so I really just wanted a chance to refer to you as the milkman again. Tee hehe. Madeline for having a great cat. Meowwwww Sanders - for calling me a friend and then never writing me back. You're such a boy. Honey - I love my car TOO. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: More Plugs Than Plumb Centre
by David Moore 11 Jul '01

11 Jul '01

Hey Lover, Now that you've all painstakingly recorded Belle and Sebastian's Peel Session off the radio twice the BBC have now made .mp3's available for anyone to download at: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/alt/peel_features/belle_sebastian_session_july20 01.shtml Thanks a lot to the band & their management for their generosity. BTW, they're only up until 18th July, so don't dawdle! Not sure if this is old news or not but Sodastream's first (7 track) ep "Enjoy" is available again, in the UK from Rocket Girl, see http://www.rocketgirl.co.uk/store/html_file/module.php?stockID=1347 for the bargain price (IMHO) of £5 + £1.50 p&p. Beautiful songs, nice cover with hand-sewn design. Go on, you know you want to. Love, David Moore Chelmsford, UK +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: 'Lucy you've got the wrong wardrobe'
by Grainne Lynch 11 Jul '01

11 Jul '01

Dear Everybody, More gig stuff, sorry I'm so slow. I had a wonderful time at Ispwich and I wanted to tell you all about it. As we walked up from the station, I tried to pick out the people who were going to the gig. I guessed nearly everybody, because who wouldn't want to go see belle and Sebastian, and I was right some of the time. My (non-sinister) friend and I had seats high up in the circle. We played musical chairs in order to sit as close to the front as possible without actually stealing someone else's seat. And then the band came on and they were wonderful, amazing, fantastic! Brilliant opening song, first time I'd heard it and it was terrific. The only other thing I have to say is mmmmm, doesn't Stuart have a lovely body. Hello to all the lovely people who were at the train station waiting for the train to Norwich. I didn't actually speak to anyone but all seemed very nice! Hannah mentioned how attractive female B&S fans are, and I wanted to say that if the bunch at Ispwich are anything to go by, they're all adorable, male and female. Since I didn't manage to meet any Sinister people in England, I think you should all come to Ireland for Witnness at the beginning of August. It's a two day festival at Fairyhouse and all these people are playing; Alabama 3, Alpha, Amber, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Anthony Mooney, Aran McMahon, Arveen, Ash, Backyard Babies, Catatonia, Charlatans, Clinic, David Kitt, Death In Vegas's Richard Fearless (DJ Set), Dope, Smugglaz, Eagle Eye Cherry, Ed Harcourt, Elbow, Embrace, Evan Dando, Faithless, Feeder, Felix da Housecat, Frank Black and the Catholics, Fun Lovin Criminals, Future Pilot AKA, Gemma Hayes, James, Johnny Pyro, Lift To Experience, Low, Mr Ray, Muse, Neil Finn, Noel Phelan, Paul Daley DJ Set, Paul Weller, Pelt, Placebo, PM Scientists, Proud Mary, Rae & Christian, Redneck manifesto, Relish, Ron's Mobile Disco, Scott McNaughton, Simian, Skindive, Slam, Snow Patrol, Stanton Warriors, Starsailor, Stereo MCs, Stereophonics, Stevie G, Street Thunder, Super Furry Animals, Teenage Fanclub, The Avalanches, The Dirty 3, The Frames, The Saw Doctors, The Walls, The Waterboys, thekeds, Throat, Tindersticks, Tom McRae, Turin Brakes, White Stripes, Wilt, Wood, and many more so! o n to be announced acts. I keep hoping that Belle and Sebastian will be one of the 'many more soon to be announced acts.' There's loads more stuff at www.witnness.com Note the two n's - it's sponsored by Guinness. One more thing, I adore Jonathon David. It makes me want to give Stevie a big hug! Bye! Ms G Lynch Get 250 color business cards for FREE! http://businesscards.lycos.com/vp/fastpath/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Lightning on the Sun
by Gordon 11 Jul '01

11 Jul '01

it's a book by Robert Bingham (Canongate 2001 Edinburgh; Doubleday NY 2000 or amazon: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/102-6494795-1966511) It's one of those books that I'm on the final pages of and I don't want the man to go away but, unfortunately he did in 1999. Too much money. Too much heroin and Black Label. P.J. O'Rourke commented: "Terryfying action/pitiful land/pitiable characters/terrible situation- Aristotle couldn't have asked for a better mix of terror and pity." I suppose that's one field journalist to another; overdosed on American Republicanism and indulging in the fear of the wider world... Brits did it last Century and Alex some time before... right through the new territories.(East not West) Each in turn go forth in laughter and anger. It sometimes goes wrong and things as 'gang aft agley'... but this man as he writes his novel... I wish I'd been there for him... but then again I'm not much use either... life isn't everything, and people look to possibilities... look for love and hope for strength. No easy ways through this watery air but it will happen. This must be a non-violent willpower. I am reminded of Iran... it's colonial snoberry; the kindness and also fear... raised people up I suppose, like the circles became tighter... individuals in a group started looking out for one another. Can humans only function in these niches? I'm not so arrogant as to look for a strategy on that. Gordon I probably just need some air... as Kathleen Raine wrote: Never twice that river Though the still turning water In its dark pools Mirrors suspended green Of an unchanging scene. Frail bubbles revolve, Break in the rippling falls, The same, I could believe, Each with it's moment gone, I watched in former years Ever reforming maze Of evening midge's dance, Swifts that chase and scream Touching their low flight The picture on the stream Heart is deceived, Or knows what mind ignores: Nor the mirroring flux Nor mirrored scene remain Nor the rocky bed Of the river's course, But shadows intangible That fade and come again. Through their enduring forms The glassy river runs; All flows save the image Cast on that shimmering screen. _ I'm afraid this is all rather twice vicarious and not even slightly Belle and Seb except for the wee stories on the sleeves. Why search for relevance if you're searching for the intangibles of truth? "They were neither his friend nor his foe; that was what was so maddening" -Robert Bingham Hope stands taller than fear... I miss you. Maybe that's why we need to believe in heaven. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: new merchie
by Katrina House 11 Jul '01

11 Jul '01

hello, just to let you all know that the merchie which was available at all the gigs is now online too at http://www.myspace.co.uk/belleandsebastian/banchory.html nice to meet all those i saw at the gigs - we did have fun even if i looked cross & stressed some of the time. back to lurking/working ... cheers, katrina. cheers, katrina. banchory press - management - merchandising po box 25074 glasgow g2 6yl scotland email: shop(a)banchory.net http://www.banchory.net +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Take my curriculum vitae and shove it
by Ken Chu 11 Jul '01

11 Jul '01

In their office the quiet boy took a second to think what to do He got off his seat and he's starting to squeak and he hears his own voice For hours and hours he's done nothing but walk around and give agencies his demands She sits like a viper I offer my CV without giving a damn she takes it "Honour forbids me but honour be damned you are shite and you're not what we want We don't have much work, cos things are going badly so fuck off and rot" <instrumental swearing break> He closed the door of the office and ran like the scene from the old country song. Running around the district he's wants to be drunk with it all "You said you'd come back to us when a good job is found and rescue my arse from the fire but your contribution to all that I did was to say I was dire" "Night after day after night I want to be working despite of me doing fuck all Now I'm going to try and I'll probably cry if they just leave me alone and spare some change for myself I need the buses at six You should give while you still have the chance" The others were shocked at my shameful disgrace at the end of an honoured degree He paused in the silence to pull down his tie and observe the girlies... Ken +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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