It has come to my attention that Julian Fuckface wrote:
>Ha!
>
>He`s in the bath and for once I`ve managed to get my hands on his
>`laptop`. Apparently, all you fools are taken in by his pathetic cocky
>swagger, and so, as his flatmate of 18 *long* months (I'M NOT GAY), I
>feel it is my duty to tell the whole disgusting truth about the boy
>Robert.
Of course, none of you believe this, do you?
>1 FRAUD: He always goes on about how he is half Scottish,but he
>neglects to mention that he is also half Stoke-ish.And he was born in
>Birmingham.
That's no secret.
>2 MIDGET: He takes size 4 (FOUR) shoes and has to buy them from
>the childrens department.Yuk.
See, I'm cute...
>Not to mention the hideous ginger hair. Twat.
For this read, my beautiful golden locks.
>3 POOF: He supports Manchester City, not for the love of the
>team, but because blue is his favourite colour.
It's actually because Kinkladze's got nice buns.
>4 WANKER: Sometimes,when I`m late leaving the house for work,he
>surprises me by still being in the living room and shouts joyfully
>`Alright Squire?!`
Oh fuck off.
>5 EXHIBITIONIST: When he has a bath, he always leaves the door
>open, hoping that I`ll walk in on him soaping himself (and his
>sinister feet) in his Body Shop Strawberry Body Balm.
My, what a vivid imagination.
>6 HARINGAY: To make more `friends` on the list, he contemplated
>calling himself `The Earl of Chorltonville`.
What can this mean? I don't understand.
>7 STUDENT: He has a picture of Steve Lamacq on the living room
>wall-and refuses to remove it.
Very true, no-one wears DMs and says 'whoop' with quite the same
finesse as our favourite indie-guru.
>8 DEVIANT: He really fancies Emmy-Kate from Kenickie and
>Manda-Rin from Bis. He is also partial to hairy armpits and sweat.
You're saying this like it's a bad thing....and you forgot leather
trousers.
>9 CHILD: He insists on using words like `boobs` and `willy`
>when any real man uses words like 'tits' and 'cock'.
Poo-hole.
>10 DAILY MAIL READER: He really loves `gentle` sit-coms of a
>sunday evening,like `You rang M`Lud` and `Oh, Dr. Beeching`.
Now that one really hurts.
>11 IRRITATING: I can hear him snore from 3 rooms away,
Only to drown out the sound of vomiting from the bathroom.
>and sometimes it even wakes me up.
... disturbs your nocturnal fantasies, you mean.
>12 LANDLORD: He charges me £35 rent a week, although, after
>this, I don`t think I`ll need to worry about that anymore.
I think you may be right. Anyone want to take him off my hands, he's
housetrained, well, after a fashion ... and if you don't mind a
drunken fool singing along with Lovejoy's rendition of 'Avalon' at 4
a.m., practically crying (like a girl) when his beloved Port Vale sold
his favourite player - winger 'Super' John McCarthy, telling you
repeatedly about his copy of Tigermilk .... he'll be in a cardboard
box by Chorlton Street Bus Station, near the prostitutes, as always.
And like Paul 'Gary Glitter' Mitchell, he's *very* fond of children.
Yours, living alone at last,
Tag
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I was speaking to someone at a (proper) record shop in Twickenham
about the myth of Tigermilk and he said the co-owner of the shop sold
it for £5.
Er hat eine Fehler gemacht!
Spricht jemand Deutsch hier auf der Liste?
Ich muß mein Deutsch für mein Arbitur practisieren.
Tschuß
Nordy
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don gown
look inside pocket
take analgesic
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Hey people
Buy NME for 95p
Cut out Air woolworths £2 off token
buy Air album
save £2
read NME
throw it away
listen to Air
thought you'd all like to know
Anyone like near the IBM place in Otterbourne...or Hurley?
I was there today so I thought I'd ask
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>North is run by the same guy as Madchester (but nothing to do with FBI, as
>far as I know). My girlfriend knows the bloke who runs it, and says he's a
>really nice bloke. No big business thang going on there, apparantly.
>
>
>John S.
Madchester guy works for Eddie of Events Armoury - (the promoter
of FBI). This was a fact the last time we got some flyers printed up
with their help. Madchester guy may have a partner in the North
thing. It is probably a Madchester (not FBI) spin-off. However, they are
interlinked in all manner of ways. It's insidious, disturbing but true.
>"OLE is a unified environment of object-based
>services with the capability of both customizing those services and
>arbitrarily extending the architecture throuw custom services, with the
>overall purpose of enabling rich integration between components". Cool eh!
>Ooooohh Goooodd Heellllp mee...
Poor, Poor Keith
I'm trying to brush up my QuarkXpress skills with the help of some manuals
at the mo' - hardly as in-depth, but more than enough to have tons of
sympathy for our OLE-afflicted friend.
Aren't we all beginning to sound a bit nerdy regarding these electronic
boxes we're feverishly tapping away at?
Yesterday I wrote:
>ARGHHHHHHH! Somebody's nicked me LLPJ! - sob, sob.
>looks like it'll have to wait while I do some detective work.
It still hasn't turned up and I'm getting dead worried I'll have to go
buy another, which would be good for the band tho' not so good for me!
The Laird of East Fountainbridge (LLPJ-less).
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Top read Peter
I never knew Hondarribia had so much to offer- the holy week procession
sounds like a good old fashioned laugh
erm - good job you don't work for MI6
Later
Paul
>
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Ha!
He`s in the bath and for once I`ve managed to get my hands on his
`laptop`. Apparently, all you fools are taken in by his pathetic cocky
swagger, and so, as his flatmate of 18 *long* months (I'M NOT GAY), I
feel it is my duty to tell the whole disgusting truth about the boy
Robert.
1 FRAUD: He always goes on about how he is half Scottish,but he
neglects to mention that he is also half Stoke-ish.And he was born in
Birmingham.
2 MIDGET: He takes size 4 (FOUR) shoes and has to buy them from
the childrens department.Yuk. Not to mention the hideous ginger hair.
Twat.
3 POOF: He supports Manchester City, not for the love of the
team,but because blue is his favourite colour.
4 WANKER: Sometimes,when I`m late leaving the house for work,he
surprises me by still being in the living room and shouts joyfully
`Alright Squire?!`
5 EXHIBITIONIST: When he has a bath, he always leaves the door
open, hoping that I`ll walk in on him soaping himself (and his
sinister feet) in his Body Shop Strawberry Body Balm.
6 HARINGAY: To make more `friends` on the list, he contemplated
calling himself `The Earl of Chorltonville`.
7 STUDENT: He has a picture of Steve Lamacq on the living room
wall-and refuses to remove it.
8 DEVIANT: He really fancies Emmy-Kate from Kenickie and
Manda-Rin from Bis. He is also partial to hairy armpits and sweat.
So there`s still hope for all you `lovely ladies`out there (if you
don`t mind a slight itch for a while.)
9 CHILD: He insists on using words like `boobs` and `willy`
when any real man uses words like 'tits' and 'cock'.
10 DAILY MAIL READER: He really loves `gentle` sit-coms of a
sunday evening,like `You rang M`Lud` and `Oh, Dr. Beeching`.
11 IRRITATING: I can hear him snore from 3 rooms away, and
sometimes it even wakes me up.
12 LANDLORD: He charges me £35 rent a week, although, after
this, I don`t think I`ll need to worry about that anymore.
Bye,
Julian.(The one who played The Sea Urchins.)
xxx
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hey. anyone who has tapes of Tigermilk and/or the BBC sessions, I am
interested in trading, buying copies from you, or selling my soul if needs
be. email me if you could please. than you.
-kelly
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> No not the band.
The band is ........... crap
> All this talk of books involving food and sex reminds me of a book by
> Patrick Suskind called 'Perfume'.
....but the book is great !
Do you know Orange Cake Mix ?
I think i'm love again...it's not a person..... it's a band !
PLEASE !!!!!
Any news about the new B&S album ?????????
Ivo A P Escossia
escossia(a)electus.com.br
ICQ 5975284
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Does anyone know where I could find a full transcription of the "Century
of Elvis" lyrics. I can barely understand what they're going on
about*...please help!
Barry
* I don't know any other Americans who quite have as difficult time as
I do trying to understand UK accents. Whenever I rent British flicks
(like Trainspotting, Career Girls, etc.) I have to turn the captions on
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