July 1999 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: Subjective headings
by Alan Singfield 30 Jul '99

30 Jul '99

I do like this subject header idea but having "female masturbation" written in capitals when your boss is looking over your shoulder makes him think you are looking at porn... hmm. so, GEE There. Most people don't think its rude. I remember having a polite dinner conversation with an Irishman and a Pakistani. I was talking about curry to the Pakistani and he complained that his mother always used to smother their food with ghee (clarified butter, pronounced the same way). The Irishman collapsed into fits of laughter - he did have a filthy mind, which somehow really impressed me. GUNS AND AMMO > I have spent the last few months absolutely convinced that the Romantic > Scotsman has "SpaNNers will be shot" at the end of his mails. I felt dumb, > as usual, not getting the in-joke I was sure everyone else was laughing at. > (I'm pretty sure that's what a spanner was when I were a lad), which would > probably be unwise on this list :) It *is* very disconcerting to skim through posts and see your name in lights. Luckily I read the full paragraph and was reassured. I'm going to start a game of 'shooting-tick' - so ERICA WILL BE SHOT in a more focussed way for her photo next time. Pass on the goodwill, people. Spanners. >--< +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: oo oo oo oo oo ooowooooooo.........i wanna sex you up
by Paula Cullen 30 Jul '99

30 Jul '99

just a quick note to clear up some confusion: "GEE" is pronounced, not as in "GEE WHIZZ", but rather with a hard "G", like the "G" in "GATE" for example. so the american readers may rest easy that their conversations have not been littered with obscenities until now. :) to the best of my knowledge, it is an irish expression........... and the american bloke i met, well his name was spelt "GUI" but pronounced "GEE", which is why i was wondering if our "GUI" was a "GEE". not literally, you understand. must dash, Rickeeeeeeeee Marteeeeeeeeeeeen has come on the radio, and i LOVE* him......... paula cullen booze explosion booooze!!!! yeeeaaahh!!! * i am not trying to be sarky here. i REALLY DO loooove him. really. oh, you lot wouldn't *understand* anyway. :( im going to sit in my room and sulk and listen to soppy records now.......... +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: gang wanking masturbators - sounds like a Hip Hop band, no it doesn't
by Robert Foster 30 Jul '99

30 Jul '99

Does this mean we're all wankers? Hum, I guess so, though it's nice to think we all do it 'cause it doesn't seem so dirty all of a sudden, I think we should have these discussions more often. "Melanie Chisholm" wrote, er, well she wrote to me 'cause she's not out of the nursery yet. << i cannot post to the list as I am too new, but two euphemisms which amuse me are "jilling off" and "paddling the pink canoe" there is some website with about a hundred others, >> Hum, thanks Mel, but what's the web site, I know I'd like to know. I MASTURBATE TOO YOU KNOW, (I just don't want to be left out) Do you know what's funny, I write with one hand on the key board... And the other +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: capitals/looper/dreams plus more
by Jygsaw18＠aol.com 30 Jul '99

30 Jul '99

In a message dated 7/28/99 10:58:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time, Iron Jim Hamilton dominated the western world by saying << these flowery depictions of love will probably be shattered when my true love dumps me for a touring chimp puppet stagehand, but for now i'd like to think of it as a natural, nylon enclosed packet of yummy that i can buy for a nickel. >> One of the best descriptions of anything in a long time. HEADINGS FOR PARAGRAPHS a damn fine idea. It's "the tripe" as we in America say FEMALE MASTURBATION I'm not going to touch that subject, as so many others seem keen to. See if you can find the clever "bodily humor" contained there THE SILENT MAJORITY What the hell *are* you people doing? If I didn't know better, I'd think this list consisted of Lesley Jo, Trousers, Sister Disco, Honey, Aranxta, Blake, and about 10 others who post regularly. Sorry if i didn't mention you, but if your name was more memorable and exciting maybe I would have* * not true. I couldn't remember any more anyway DAVE THE MOON MAN at one point I did really believe the moon landing was faked. I was going to go over to Stuart "Stench of Wee" Murdoch and tell him this, but I thought he might just be really frightened. Even though he's probably my favorite bass player ever. Just because he looks like my friend's father, who i knew when i was very little. Even watching the documentary now just makes me feel safe and secure. I think that if i were to tell him this, he might rear back in fright, like a trapped animal, and then have karn beat me with a typewriter. LAST NIGHT"S DREAM I dreamed I got a job shouting questions at celebrities as they walked out of rooms. For some reason journalists were too busy, and they needed eager youths to shout at famous people leaving courts or restaurants and then record the answers. It was a very elaborate dream and made perfect sense at the time. FAKE Has anyone else noticed that Honey and Sister Disco never post on the same days? and their initials are both P-M.? ** Perhaps Sister Disco is Honey's bad side? (or good. I'm not sure) ** by this rational, Sister Disco/Honey is also Pac-Man and the Prime Minister MIND CONTROL I think next i'm going to start doubting the existence of the 70's WHO and see if i can make stuart david write a song about that..... yours in disbelief. dave luna hombre +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i saw my gramma on the bus.
by MelissaThornton 30 Jul '99

30 Jul '99

i really did see my gramma on the bus today on my way to the subway. there is a stop out side of the old-folks home where she lives. i had to yell out to her about twenty times cuz she's going a little deaf. she was with a friend and she said the were going to sherway(this is a mall by my old high school). i guess they were just going to chill with the rest of the senior citizen posse; you know check out the action, do some shop lifting. and it's funny. right on the bus she starts talking about FEMALE MASTURBATION (it seems fitting to capatalise it...every one else is darnit.) well i managed to give her a sedative i happened to have handy to calm down the bumbling old nut! oh you wanna hear something funny she said to me at christmas? she was opening up her presents and says: (insert scotish accent) gramma: "ohhh...you needn't all have bothered." me: "whaddayah talkn' about?" gramma: "ohhh...all these presents for me. it's such a waste. i should have been dead years ago." if anyone wants to hear further gramma ramblings please email me. perhaps we could organize a EMILY'S GRAMMA CLUB... yours etc. captain emily. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: give me 5 dollars you can call me devil's gateway
by rebelstrange＠ldd.net 30 Jul '99

30 Jul '99

There is a reason women don't M A S T U R B A T E as often as men, it's a lot more complex. guys just have it right there in one neat (albeit unattractive) package. they dont' understand what's involved in polymorphous eroticism. it's a whole emotional thing -- women can even get off just by thinking about something, or doing weird exercises. so you see it's far more insidious than you ever imagined, boys. i can understand now why men are so intimidated by females sexually, and feel the need (some of them that is) to objectify. they KNOW that women can sexually kick their asses from here to Saturn. Ha! sorry to bring this up, but i can't keep silent for very much longer--this whole jessicaxo phenomenon is about the most disturbing i've seen on sinister lately. what next--the stevie trousers Playgirl edition? Girl!! you'll get yourself a man soon enough!! al the innocent young boys lured by the sweet lisp of Stuey's songs, are getting their minds tainted by this toronto tart. Where is the Christian Coalition when you need them? here are some anagrams i did one timewhen i was really bored. STU AND ISOBEL ----------- a bed so sunlit a bed so in lust slut is on a bed a bundle i toss so build a nest a bus i'd stolen bestial sound so subtle a din (my favorite) a duet on bliss (my other favorite) dub Neil a toss i'd be a slut, son anus, be stolid snob i'd salute isn't blue soda IS THIS DESIRE ********** Hi, I is dessert I stir his seed dire Seth Isis I tie his dress see this id, sir? Hiss, i see dirt i'm also glad that xavier's girlfriend has a name now, rather than just being "Xavier's girlfriend who rather resemble's Isobel but is a bit taller" can i just say that sinister people are the nicest people on teh net?? i can't wait until i can get my DC photos back, so y'all can see the magnetic fields in their glory, and i'll send in a photo to sinister of me making a fool of myself dressed in a schoolgirl outfit. well i have to go now, twiddle away. oh yeah, also there is no good name for female masturbation, because it's so complicated. i can't imagine a single phrase that would sum it up. i mean wiht guys it's obvious what they are doing. those womenfolks, who knows?? what weird and wacky things are down in there, no one has yet discovered. i do like "molding silly putty" though. LJ "I Hate Myself Productions" http://www.members.tripod.com/rebelstrange "ABBA is the pinnacle of Western civilization" --Stephin Merritt SAVE MST3K!!!! http://www.mst3kinfo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: love n stuff
by vlass＠interlog.com 30 Jul '99

30 Jul '99

dear sinister list i made the big switch from regular list to digest mode last night, and already i'm feeling more organized. my parents are using the computer more now and the endless "sinister" messages are a bit mystifying to them so i thought i'd lighten the load. anyways, they'd probably be even more mystified if they read the messages about FEMALE MASTURBATION. there are just some things you don't want to discuss with your parents. that boy who found his mother's vibrator - well, props to you, young man, for not being thoroughly creeped out by that. love, you ask? love is this - "you'll come to a sinister picnic with me in september, right?" "do i have to?" "WHY wouldn't you?" "it might be uncomfortable..." "WHYYY?" "because i won't know anyone there... i'm not good in situations like that" "SO WHAT????!" *seconds later* "you'll come, right?" "yeah yeah.." har har. i'm not really so tyranical.. teri xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: a message from Bill Blakie
by Blake E Hamilton 30 Jul '99

30 Jul '99

whoop whoopies, this isn't a full completely irreverant post. i'm writing to inform everyone about a new Sinister only game. entitled....da da da da!.........the password game. (i need singularity) upon my main web page there lays a huge yellow link entitled 'the password game'. follow that and a brief sentence will appear, saying something profound. then using your wits, and your intelligence, write in a word that you feel would be appropriate. it's not a completely unrelated word, usually. this one i feel is pretty easy. if you do get it right, you'll be sent to a glorious page in which you're told to email me and give the correct answer. this is just a fun sort of belly and sebby fun thing. the winner gets: well, the winner gets Blake's Who Mix, a comprehensive mix tape consisting of all good Who, 70s, or not. if you have no idea what the who sound like, then this is an ample opportunity to freely explore mr. townshend and friends. if you're an old fan, do it to make me feel silly. if somebody gets the answer right away, as in tonight, then i'll still send the tape, but i'll make it harder next time. go to http://members.tripod.com/nucleartrout and then click through the intro page, and then you'll see the big yellow sign beckoning you. good luck, and keep up the talk about masturbation, nnnnnk? love blakie xx -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- "Fuck!" - Jarvis Cocker +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Shakespear's Sister + 10 years = Alisha's Attic (not relevant)
by Calumn Shearer 30 Jul '99

30 Jul '99

erm... yeah, hello! It's been quite a while since my last... (I want to write confession) mail, so I'm going to let a few topics drop by the side of the "Information Superhighway" as it were (how long is it since you've heard *that* cliche'd phrase, then) A la Trous.... POSTER Ailsa Ross (apparently we're using both names...) wrote quite some time ago... >Calumn Shearer has a Tigermilk poster autographed by >Chris Geddes and some Art School bouncers and some random people from >the bar (including me, but I was unsurprisingly drunk so it's probably >illegible). He's supposed to be doing a competition for it but that'd >involve de-lurking. Go on, Cal, you know you want to :) OK, I did. See, that wasn't so hard... So yeah, I've got this poster, and since it's an old tradition or charter or something ( (c)Robert Rankin) I'm going to have a competition for it. A varient of writers block set in here, for could I think of a competition to have... (altogether) "Could I 'eck as like!" after much humming and hawing and the frankly quite scarily metaphysical idea of having a competition to come up with the best competition (I think some of my friends take *way* to many recreationals) I have what amy be in fact the poorest excuse for a competition of all time... It is as follows... I have in my possesion, an original (as in Electric Honey) promo poster for "Tigermilk". (this is *not* the prize - I love it too much, sorry) what I want to know is.... What's on the back of this picture? No hints, no clues, if someone gets it right by the, say the 8th August, the signed poster's theirs. Otherwise, I'll give it to the answer that made me laugh the most. STANDARD DISCLAIMER: Answers to me, NOT THE LIST!, don't complain to me if you can't read the writing, 'taint my fault. Errors and Exceptions Ommited. For a full list of winners, get stuffed. other stuff: MASTURBATION Is fine, between consenting adults... (or have I got the wrong end of the stick) I just wanted to use it as a subject heading LOVE Is a particularly clever STD. David Cronenberg (I think) PLEA I *still* don't have any of the B&S "rarities" (for want of a better word) so if anyone wants to send me a tape, I'll try to find something to trade you. <sniff> SHAMELESS PLUG I had to get up this morning to sign for a delivery of CD's by my dad's band. If anyone wants a *particularly fine* example of Scots/Irish folk music, gimme a shout. I'm undercutting the shops by _only_ charging a tenner each. a bargain. sorry Honey. Way too long an e-mail already, so I'm going to go on... (this is a joke) Love and hugs to all, Calumn (not thinking before he "send"s ) PS - anyone else going to see the Tindersticks in Edinburgh on the 30th August? It'll be my birthday - I'll be the one requesting "The State I Am In", "just for a laugh" +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: sex and LOVE
by gareth james 29 Jul '99

29 Jul '99

I am the only one who has noticed that the subject of love has moved on to discussing masterbation and sex ! LOVE I have been in love once .It was great while she thought she was in Love with me as well .Then over the period of about a year it deteriorated into hate . We were not completely similar people .But I think that what attracted us to each other was that we both wanted to be like that other person. It is like the two half orange's thing I think .As you become a better person/more like the person you want to be when you are with them . There has been millions of pop songs written about love and no one has come up with an answer yet .I don't ever expect them to. I think being in love is everyone's goal in life but self abuse and sex are much more realistic targets and far easier to put into words. Masterbation Yes we all do it .Please will someone write in if they don't Sex yes please Joke tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred... "I'll die for you!" The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked, "How many times?". B&S they are a bit good aren't they Love you all Gareth XXX ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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