February 2000 - Sinister

Sinister: Fwd:
by Genevieve Wesley 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

Just forwarding a message from fellow Sinisterine... >can i ask you one favor? >i am new to the list and can't post msgs >i want to ask everyone a question about the "the state that i am in" >version on "dog on wheels", does the version have a name, is it a demo, an >alternative version? what does the band call it? >could you forward this to the list for me? >thanks very much, >onur. > And now I shall return to the cool waters of the sinister lake(tasty!) xxx genevieve ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2000 17:42:12 -0000
by Smith, Matthew 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

Hello again Sorry if everyone saw this, but I just thought it was worth mentioning on the off chance that I was more alert on Saturday night at 7:30 than the rest of you (unlikely I admit!) On Blind Date one of the couples dates was to some exotic Island in the Caribbean and on one of the days they had a day trip to.......wait for it........Sinister Island!! So it actually alreeady exists, we've been beaten to it! I'm ready to emigrate straight away if anyone else fancies coming, and from the look of it there was plenty of room for WH Smiths, Second hand book-shops and the rest of the grand ideas that everyone had! Actually there didn't seem to a lot there at all apart from golden sand, tropical crystal waters and scantilly clad natives. Book shop or no, I'm going! I'll let you know how it is, drop you a post-card or something, as judging by the miserable weather in Manchester this morning I won't ever be coming back!!! See you soon Wish I was there and not here..... Matty "Some say the worlds a hopeless place, A Speck of dust in all that space, Just one hope for the human race, That I can see, Me. I'm Ace" - Anon (Not to be taken literally (ie about me) I just thought it was quite a cheerful note to start the day on!! > Matthew J Smith > Huxley Associates > Recruitment Consultant > Tel: 0161 236 9449 0121 236 4777 > Fax: 0161 236 9559 0121 236 9777 > > m_smith(a)huxley.co.uk > http:\\www.huxley.co.uk > > > <<...>> > > > This electronic transmission is strictly confidential and intended solely > for the addressee. If you are not the intended addressee, you must not > disclose, copy or take any action in reliance of this transmission. If > you > have received this transmission in error it would be helpful if you could > notify Huxley Associates as soon as possible. > +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Calling all Elliot Smith fans....
by Justin Williams 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

I was at that show, I wish I could have a copy of the webcast...it was absolutely amazing. I stood outside in the rain for 3 hours with just myself, a friend, and three other guys. Elliott drove up while we were there, stayed and smoked a cigarette with us, and we actually got to introduce ourselves to him. He is really friendly and humble, in my eyes he is the perfect artist. Well, just in case anyone else on the list went to the show, I just want to say hello! and I wish I could have met you. If anyone knows where I can get a copy of the webcast or any recording, please let me know? I would sincerely appreciate it...take care everyone :) Justin xo At 12:47 PM 2/27/00 +0000, you wrote: > >Hey Elliott Smith Fans, > > >On SATURDAY, Feb. 26th,at the Empty Bottle in Chicago there will be a > >live webcast of Elliott's performance. He will be doing old hits and > >new songs from his upcoming album. > >The webcast will take place at 11:55 pm ET on www.Rollingstone.com and > > www.tunes.com . > >I've never heard any of the guy's stuff, but I'm sure I remember a few >people on here saying they liked him. Sorry :) > >--Jason Andreas > >A one-man civil war..... > >ICQ: 45821217 > >+----------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ > To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe > send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to > majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister > +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ > +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ > +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ >+----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: on the bus,on the plane,on the ufo and to outter space ,baby...
by zoe charaktinou 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

stupid subject AGAIN! sorry for the tape tree... ..................................... hello !and how's life in da villagio?oh my....(i went for a quick wee wee and i run up the stairs and,well,when you've been smoking heavily for about 3 years,well,you know...) anyway.today i got up in the morning and decided to wear my bus t-shirt.so i went to class-intro to media studies if you MUST know-and we talked about our friend marx and his nice ol'theories.i think this wasn't pure coincidence-or is this a no-no area? apart from dat i've been seeing quite a few new names floating around in da villagio and it is so merry a thing!WELCOME my little siblings-my oh my... so,since i'm jealous because i'd like to be new again-and since i never did say my B&S experience numero uno,i shall be doing yer headz in.........NOW! right.about 3years ago(early '97)there used to be in athens,grecia this really really brilliant and absolutely gorgeous radio station called 'rodon (which means rose) 94.4FM'(R.I.P.).it was a totally independent radio station and all the best DJs of athens had shows there.one of them-whom i had the pleasure to meet after some time(a little show off every now and again hasn't harmed anyone,has it?)-is still one of the best in athens-he plays in this club.oohhhhh,the best nights of my life in there...oh,the memories...anyway,as i was saying one day he played dog on wheels.it just hit me!it was 5pm in the afternoon,quite warm for autumn and i was on my own;i had just eaten lunch and i was relaxing in my living room and this beautiful sound just filled my ears....i'll never forget that.that day he didn't say which band was that.i was guttered.so everyday i waited for him to play the song again.then one day he was talking about this new scottish band and how great they are and about tigermilk and everything but i couldn't understand the name because the bastard was mumbling horribly.it took me quite a while to understand that he was saying BELLE&SEBASTIAN!!!!!!that was it.my hunt began.i bought sinister.then one day i found a 7" vinyl of lazy-line painter jane.then i bought TWTAS.Then one night i saw on MTV's alternative nation the video of TIJAMRS.it was the first time i heard it and i wanted it!for the next month i went everyday to this rec shop in athens and nearly physically abused them until they got me a copy.and the most marvellous thing happened when i found all three of the first eps together just laying there waiting for someone -ME-to get them.i did!and when i came to england i bought tigermilk.so there you go.that is my little B&S story.i shall be harrasing you with more details in the future-maybe. the highlight of the weekend was that i bought a mobile and now i've re-established my connection with the world-it's hard living in halls and both of the phones not to be working.my phone is bright orange and it plays a tune called..ping pong....ridiculous....i've been trying to think for a name to call it.any suggestions?oh,yer,and my greeting instead of 'welcome to orange'reads 'hello gorgeous!'. you know,since no one in real life calls me like that-or anything near that-i decided that everytime i switch on my phone i will boost up my confidence.....i think i am extremely and dangerously pathetic.... anyway,i have to go because i have to go to the doctor.i'm dying you know.... bye bye babies..... "love shack is a little ol'place where we can get together....LOVE SHACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" GORGEOUS ZOE..... ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: my computer has just spazzed out
by alix campbell 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

Hello. i may have just sent this. using the name 'lucy watt'. very sorry if i have. this computer has a few unresolved conflicts and needs therapy. until then, it keeps doing unexpected things which don't help. Typing without being able to move my left little finger is proving to be harder than I thought. I managed to jam it between the chair and the desk and it bloody kills. Bollocks bollocks bollocks. It made me really angry as well. Can^Òt explain that bit. Tight black jeans. Black jeans are awful. I used to wonder how people got in and out of really tight clothing. It just seemed to defy logic. I would watch Top of the Pops and scoff at the silly people who wore un-sensible clothes and who obviously wouldn^Òt be able to deftly steer a go-cart down our drive, or play in a muddy puddle like I could. As my Da would say ^ÓI was so much older then^Ô. Or something equally patronising. Due to an unfortunate dose of Jobseeker^Òs Toenail (which is how I now refer to my surplus of spare time) I was able to inspect all my 7-inch records for exciting etchings. If you give a fuck, it^Òs all at the bottom of this message. I got a list crush vote. I^Òd have preferred a listless, crushed vole. Although that sentence is not funny, it is still intended as a joke, and shouldn^Òt be taken seriously. You know, like Timmy Mallet. I know the perfect location for the sinister village. PENGE. Caroline said: >is there yet a brownies in the sinister village. i think it would prove >most useful in teaching us how to make fridges. Fridges? Did you mean ^Ñfudges^Ò? I entered the brownies almost as soon as I could sneeze, and refused to leave until I was 17, and I never ever made anything that would successfully keep frozen goods at a steady temperature between 5c and 0c. Should I sue Brown Owl for negligee? Jason Andreas said: It's been rather an interesting time in the land of Twee lately. I've heard the word mentioned so many times in the last week that it's becoming surreal I was reading something that had ^Ñtwee^Ò written in it many times (don^Òt know what, perhaps some of my poems about ickle tiny mouseys who live in ickle tiny houseys) and I did that thing where you forget what a word means and you just stare at it blankly. And my spell check doesn^Òt like it. It recommends ^Ñtweed^Ò and ^Ñwee^Ò. Personally I would opt for the latter, if forced. I don^Òt know why punctuation goes Absolute Crazy! when I send messages. I imagine it^Òs terribly annoying. Anyway, here^Òs a few apostrophes and stuff for Juicy Lucy^Å.<>;;;!^Ô^Ô£$%^&*(*){}~:@:_+-=^Ò/|¬¬``¬¬:~>}@?>}>@:}:?¬$£*&&%^Ô!. Lets see what it makes of that, eh? I had a job interview this morning. The first ten minutes of it I talked about music in the 80s and why it was a load of toss (Smiths excluded) Not sure how this will help get me a job in a shoe shop, mind you. Then I spent money on things I can^Òt afford and don^Òt need. I must go and eat something. I actually bought food yesterday. Mainly potatoes. Byebye Love lixi My Etchings Bis, Secret Vampires: ^ÑWhere is the lego spanner?^Ò ^Å..crazy guys Prolapse, Autocade + Killing the Bland: ^ÑPaul syrett please step forward^Ò ^ÑMy cullcane suicide (sic)^Ò ^ÑSockfiend and crabman^Ò ^ÑGeese-a-plenty^Ò ^Å..scary guys Powder, Deep Fried: ^ÑThe national miracle exposure campaign^Ò ^Å..oh who cares? I shan^Òt do anymore, as I^Òve bored myself. "Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's an 8 inch anal probe, silly" ~ DNaMagazine ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I was holding all Zembla pressed to my heart.
by Jeremy.Simon＠jwt.com 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

Can I be the village reclusive American author? *Can* I be?? Dammit, I *am*! Why does everyone ask? Just be! All this village malarkey reminds me of an experiment formulated by top fop poets Worsdworth and Coleridge in, oh, about 1540 probably. They decided, little poetic scamps that they were, to up-sticks to America and start a new life in a simple self-sustaining village community: a similar concept to our sinister-village, except with fewer fashion-boutiques, sex shops and window-cleaners. As it happens, they only got as far as Wales, where they lived off the land for about 3 hours before giving up ("Sod this for a game of soldiers, Mr Wordsworth. Let's get lashed"). Talking of which, whereabouts is the village to be situated, Ms. Farewell? I always think of little English rose gardens and prettily pealing church bells, but to be true to the B&S cause I thought it should probably be somewhere isolated in the Scottish wilds, which made me think that it could be on one of the islands, which made me think of that ridiculous Castaway programme, which made me think I should probably stop watching so much bad TV and get out more. What else? Robyn whispered into our communal ear: >funny that the whole Y2K thing just was so forgotten when >nothing happened. I mean, it's like all that freaking out >never happened and it's la de da da da I was wondering what happened to all the computery types who holed themselves up in bunkers with shotguns and enough food, drink and the opposite sex to ensure the continuation of the human race after the anticipated Y2K meltdown. Did they come crawling out with dreadful hangovers and sheepish expressions, apologising to their bosses after smugly resigning before New Year's eve? Talking of which, Keith M shouted from the rooftops: >american beauty is the worst movie ever but he was wrong. Kev sounded almost exactly like Holden Caulfield when he declaimed: >Overnight one of the plastic panels on >the bus shelter had been kicked out and was laying on the >pavement. All the people, me included, just kind of stood >around it and pretended it hadn't happened. Is this just >something English people do? I really couldn't bring myself >to move it out of the way. It was really awkward. Read Catcher in the Rye for more transference of random emotion to inanimate objects. Or don't. Finally, let's all hope Samantha gets better soon. You should have consulted the *sinister* doctor, dear, in our village :) *He* would have diagnosed strep throat. Or at least given it to you. J. D. Salinger --------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- "you take a really sleepy man, Esmé, and he always stands a chance of again becoming a man with all his fac - with all his f-a-c-u-l-t-i-e-s intact" +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: never forget
by rachel tucker 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

how? how can this be?? i watched top ten: boy bands this morning (yep, another work evading strategy...my video has never been in so much use) and boyzone beat take that to the top spot!!!! noooo that's all wrong, everyone knows that take that were the ultimate (well apart from jenowl, obviously), they even proved it on the programme by showing the video to do what u like - i've not seen that for years, i obviously missed the hilarity element of it first time round - oh it really was GRATE!! and all bloody boyzone could muster in competition was a frankly piss poor dance routine...the thought of them dancing on my doorstep was pretty funny though...even so i'm not best pleased :( i'm going to sulk now. so there. and they only spoke to fat gaz which was a crying shame. a nice interview with mark owen would have possibly made up for the travesty of the number two placing.... anyway, something else i've watched this morning (oh yes, i've been busy) is this french film what was on last night. i'm not entirely sure who taped it (it may have been me, i was a wee bit drunk yesterday...plastered would be another word, completely Not My Fault....), but it came on the tape after the boyband thing and it was absolutely fantastic. sheer class. i've never watched a film with subtitles before, i had no idea why on earth someone in my house was taping subtitled films and i thought i was going to hate it when it came on, but wow. it was really tense, really funny. sort of reminded me of mike leigh. it was called 'family resemblances' , if you ever get the chance to watch it DO! to show up my totally uncultured side i thought it made it even funnier that i didn't understand a word they were saying (what with it all being in francais y'know), kind of increased the hilarity. it really was wicked. oh, neighbours is starting now, gotta push on with my demanding schedule... lovin' and leavin' you rachel xxxx <matty elliott - he da man> +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: A weekend of 2 halves
by Paul Arathoon 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

hI Kids Although I don't like to slag off other people's music on a regular basis I just have to say that the 6 hours I spent at God's Kithchen, a club in Birmingham, were soul destroying on account of the music. Bang bang bang bang it went for 6 hours, The only tune i recognised was an old prodigy tune that stood out because it was more or less the only one which had lyrics the entire time i was there. All of my friends loved it though I suspect that this was heavily related to the fact they were all on Ecstacy and were off their faces. It seems to me that if you need to consume class A drugs to enjoy the music, there i ssomething wrong. saturday night was much better: tompaulin at the Roadhouse. Considering it was their 5th ever gig it was really really good. I also interviewed the band beforehand and they were reallly nice. And I didn't need to take lots of drugs or even alcohol to enjoy it. Bonus! Paul p.s. I got a list crush vote. i was almost stunned into silence until I realised I wasn't speaking so was therefore already in a state of silence ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Dreams of Nick Drake...
by Tony Charles Green 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

Chris_t_opher wrote , can you ever imagine bumping into Nick down your local pub, buying him a pint of Tetley Extra Smooth and having a chat about Cambridge United's recent poor performances? but this is exactly what he was like - happy, laughing enjoying a pint and a smoke in the local, the myth of the melancholy loner is only half the truth. How he became lost is a mystery even to his closest friends. Read Patrick Humphries' biography for more insight... Tony Green Tel: 0207 565 8744 Fax: 0207 565 0020 Mobile: 07941 253 272 RARE PLEASURES: http://rarepleasures.editthispage.com/ off-kilter indie, lo-fi, alt-country, folk, rock ____________________________________________________________________ Get free email and a permanent address at http://www.netaddress.com/?N=1 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: TV oN iN BeD...
by velocity farewell 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

Hello there my sweetisterines... I see our village keeps growning.... who's gonna win the lottery for us so we can really start building it up..? I mean, after all this enthousiasm it's a pity to remain just a virtual village, isn't it? more and more and more suggestions coming up.... and the more the suggestions get the more I realise that there are so many positions to be covered... here's our U R B A N P L A N R e P o R T: Oh... hold on a sec... First of all I'd like to apologise to Jeanette as it was her idea that Peter Miller should run the porno shop and Marc C. the disco... sorry Jeanette... sorry Paula from taking this warm feeling of aknowledgement for something you haven't done from you... S O R R on our latest now... well well well... Y I can see that Rabbit Brand (tm) hasn't lost his time... as Lixi's idea of pimping Woodland Mammals seems to be so i ntr i guing yer... Kerry... will definetelly run the MicRoBioLoGy Lab of the Sinister Village... that means we're in need for doctors, nurses, pharmacists... and yes o yes, anaesthesiologists... have you ever had been anaesthesised? it's Grate... I have to say that I Luv... Valerie Solanas', LJ's, and Georgine's ScHiZopHreNia it can be really FruitFuLL, believe me... so... Valerie wants, this time, to run the AniMaL SheLtEr and the village RiDinG StaBLe... she's also spoken about alternative sources of energy for our village... I have nothing against that... quite the opposite... do you? I've onced seen this documentary with this city covered with some sort of plastic to gather solar energy... it was amazing... a bit claustrophobic though... hmmmmmmmm... Caroline (Smith) said that she'd like to run a SeCoNd HanD BooKsToRe I don't know what Laura would have to say on that... but I don't think she'd have any problem... I mean, competition is a "healthy" ingredient of a free economy isn't it?...and since, we're gonna have a close society, things could work like that: we'll buy books from Laura's, read them and then sell them to Caroline who would sell them to someone else... and so on... After checking Jen's CV, counting the hours she'd spent in the Library, etc... I think she'd be the perfect sinister LiBrAriAn... Mike Windisch... Mike wants to buy a ScOoTeR... I thought of him in a nice mod costume selling vespas and scooters in our local... "MoDs' WaYs of RidiNg" mOtOr ShoP if he has no objections about that... Michael Marucco just wants to be a DisHwaSHeR and draw things... All you have to do Michael is charge your services as a dishwasher really high and go from the one restaurant to the other washing the dishes as I don't think that anyone would be in a washing the dishes mood... Alix C. the mammal pimp... wow! that sounds cool!!! also suggested that PamB should be hairdresser and MartinR could be the weird person who is convinced he rules the fish people. FisH PeoPle RuLe... and we need a netball team... aPPliCatIoNs, pleAse... Robert Foster made my mouth foamy with all this talk of him being the sinister MiLkMaN Robin will definetelly be the sinister WiNdOWCleAnEr... with his sinister intentions though, I think the villagers' windows would be always DiRtY... mmmmmmmm... Now Christa will have the coolest ReCoRd StOrE talking of which here's something that has just hit me: are we going to have any sinister M*O*N*E*Y? what should be our mean of exchange/trading? how are we going to buy our records and food and pay Lixi for the use of her mammals... blimey... money... I think we should follow Bakounin's theory in that... we should just excange things... I mean Laura would need some fresh milk from Robert and she can give him a book in exchange... or Christa will definetelly need her windowns cleaned so Robin can take some records, and so on... and ON... and On... MaSSaGe ParLoUR many people applied for this position... mmmmm I wonder why... why indeed.... Paul Field said he'd like to give massages and he's got magic FiNgErS... his only problem was what he was going to do if he had to give massages to people he wouldn't like... so... I thought that we can use more that one masseurs... and there you go... I proudly present you with the people whose fingers are gonna make your aching bodies MELT... Chris Brown who's really busy with his non-sinister bizness and asked me to give you all his greetings... said he's missed you all.... mmmmm and... AdAm Apparatus is your third masseur... all 3 guys have been tested in really hard conditions and proved that they really do have magic fingers and they can be excellent masseurs... CeRtiFiEd...* G * Adam Chapman wants to run the sinister BuS SeRviCe yer... with all this talk about buses etc... well... he has to try his very best... Adam...?? My dearest mod Rob the Pelican... will run the TeA PlaNtAtiOnS I've never seen a mod in charge of a tea plantation, but in a PoP! AnArcHy "environment" all is P O S S I B L E and most likely to happen... Simon A. offered to create the sinister village site YEY!!! No Objections to that... Grace... I'm not sure but I think that there are some corner-shops in sinisterville... but I really don't think that this is a problem... there are going to be lots of corners anyway... RiGhT? Samantha, being sensitive and sweet, thought that there should be a WiG ShOp for those sinister villagers who are lacking in hair... I wonder why nobody's thought of that before... motto should be: don't take your hair for granted!!! Genevieve wants to become a sinister legend and be the LaDy of the LaKe who would saduce poor, innocent sinistermen under the moonlight... no objections to that... every city needs its myths and legends, right? Genevieve seems to have the qualities to become one... yer... Emily or Melissa Thornton (any relation to NME's editor?) wants to run the GNOME ADOPTION AGENCY AND ORPHANAGE GnOmEs, oRpHaNs... interesting concepts... Paul Arathoon wants to be a FooTbAll PlaYer yer, sure Paul... if you're half as good as Zola I'd be your most devoted fan... Alasdair's being wondering why he's a teacher... well, I don't really know... It's just something my instict told me...delete buttons? yey... Martin Robinson had scared the hell out of us talking about germs and antibiotics... then, he suggested that he should be the sinister HeAltH iNsPeCtoR mmmm... I think that's fair enough... Cris-t-opher wants to run a RecOrD ShoP as well... so watch out Christa... you have to be more competitive... St.Lucy wants to run the sinister BeD & BreAkFasT and I have to say that her image in one of these robs, tidying up messed up beds and talking to herself, made me smile and also gave me unholy thoughts such as what would I do to shock her when she comes to tide up my bed... the morning after... as I'm really considering marriage with a certain person, I think we should forget our honeymoon in Vegas and go to Lucy's Bed & Breakfast instead... what do you think love? Di (ipecap spice) + Rob Brennan + Colin Mowat all these caring, loving souls have different views on how a mental hospital should function... I liked the idea of tea and cakes for treating mental diseases and kebabs for more serious, chronic situations.... yer, I think you can all cooperate in out Mental Hospital using your alternative methods of treament and experiment on us poor sinisteriennes... I mean, that's what PsYcHiAtRY all about anyway... Jason Cutler wants to be the sinister HaNdYmAn and Steve C. wants to have a BasKetBalL TeAm ... c'mon tall sinisterinnes... do JoIn... Sweet Fiona... will be in charge of the loCaL CouNcelliNG SeRviCe and dont' you dare telling me is something we don't need... we most certainly do... a lot of fighting and quareling goes on in the sinister land lately... harassments, hypocritical attacks, all these need to be sorten out... and the guilty ones... watch out... your punishment will be really harsh... Matthew Smith's offered to be the village's CaBbIe cabbies can be really cool... you should watch it with your mirrors though Matty... you're very indiscrete sometimes... yer... Dave (David Strange Strange) had demonstrated an amazing ability in reporting... I think, yes, he'll be our very own RePoRteR and he can cooperate with Mark from Nottingham who'll be in charge of the local RaDiO StatiON and who promised that he'd play music based only to your requests... he has no other choice anyway... Alexander Borgia had spread the rumour... of me not intending to become a spinster... and he instantly made me think of a Stephen Merritt's song AgiNG SpiNstErS I do certainly not have an intention of becoming a spinster... who's gonna rock my chair and bring me pink lemonade when I'd be old and look like a frog? As I've said before... I'm considering marriage with a certain someone and we're gonna have our honeymoon in St.Lucy's B&B... how can I not provide Lucy with hot gossip to spread around...? that'd be at least criminal...!!! God!! that was soooooo lonnnnnnnnngggggggg... I'm so sorry... not entirelly my fault though... I have to go now... but not before I tell you that I've finished the SiNiSteR TrAcK TaPe from my DJing session and all I need are the addresses of people who'd requested a song and still haven't sent me their snail-mail address... for those who would like a copy as well... apply now... it's your last chance... another thing is that I was trying very hard to figure out what I should do in the sinister village... I've come up with the idea of a SiNiStEr GaLLeRy with all the portraits of sinister people... I'd be in charge of the Gallery and I'd also paint the portraits! Alexander Borgia can help me in his spare time... I'm telling you he's darn good in stretching canvass...!!! and in case you're wondering, my kick boxing lessons are going pretty well... Master George is a very Strict coach I have to warn you... He makes me do all these weird things.... worst of all he keeps screaming instructions to me while brushing his teeth with this buzzing toothbrush which seems to have this obsession with G.Parsons songs... it's awful as I can't really understand what he's saying and do all wrong things... then he has this "vice" of making me kick and punch the boxing shack while he plays all his CARPENTER RECORDS... It's a torment... I can tell you that... but... as ancient greeks said "no pain no drain"... HaH... that's it... please do help Simon with his site... love + bon bons V.F. XXX O ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. 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