February 2000 - Sinister

Sinister: TV oN iN BeD...
by velocity farewell 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

Hello there my sweetisterines... I see our village keeps growning.... who's gonna win the lottery for us so we can really start building it up..? I mean, after all this enthousiasm it's a pity to remain just a virtual village, isn't it? more and more and more suggestions coming up.... and the more the suggestions get the more I realise that there are so many positions to be covered... here's our U R B A N P L A N R e P o R T: Oh... hold on a sec... First of all I'd like to apologise to Jeanette as it was her idea that Peter Miller should run the porno shop and Marc C. the disco... sorry Jeanette... sorry Paula from taking this warm feeling of aknowledgement for something you haven't done from you... S O R R on our latest now... well well well... Y I can see that Rabbit Brand (tm) hasn't lost his time... as Lixi's idea of pimping Woodland Mammals seems to be so i ntr i guing yer... Kerry... will definetelly run the MicRoBioLoGy Lab of the Sinister Village... that means we're in need for doctors, nurses, pharmacists... and yes o yes, anaesthesiologists... have you ever had been anaesthesised? it's Grate... I have to say that I Luv... Valerie Solanas', LJ's, and Georgine's ScHiZopHreNia it can be really FruitFuLL, believe me... so... Valerie wants, this time, to run the AniMaL SheLtEr and the village RiDinG StaBLe... she's also spoken about alternative sources of energy for our village... I have nothing against that... quite the opposite... do you? I've onced seen this documentary with this city covered with some sort of plastic to gather solar energy... it was amazing... a bit claustrophobic though... hmmmmmmmm... Caroline (Smith) said that she'd like to run a SeCoNd HanD BooKsToRe I don't know what Laura would have to say on that... but I don't think she'd have any problem... I mean, competition is a "healthy" ingredient of a free economy isn't it?...and since, we're gonna have a close society, things could work like that: we'll buy books from Laura's, read them and then sell them to Caroline who would sell them to someone else... and so on... After checking Jen's CV, counting the hours she'd spent in the Library, etc... I think she'd be the perfect sinister LiBrAriAn... Mike Windisch... Mike wants to buy a ScOoTeR... I thought of him in a nice mod costume selling vespas and scooters in our local... "MoDs' WaYs of RidiNg" mOtOr ShoP if he has no objections about that... Michael Marucco just wants to be a DisHwaSHeR and draw things... All you have to do Michael is charge your services as a dishwasher really high and go from the one restaurant to the other washing the dishes as I don't think that anyone would be in a washing the dishes mood... Alix C. the mammal pimp... wow! that sounds cool!!! also suggested that PamB should be hairdresser and MartinR could be the weird person who is convinced he rules the fish people. FisH PeoPle RuLe... and we need a netball team... aPPliCatIoNs, pleAse... Robert Foster made my mouth foamy with all this talk of him being the sinister MiLkMaN Robin will definetelly be the sinister WiNdOWCleAnEr... with his sinister intentions though, I think the villagers' windows would be always DiRtY... mmmmmmmm... Now Christa will have the coolest ReCoRd StOrE talking of which here's something that has just hit me: are we going to have any sinister M*O*N*E*Y? what should be our mean of exchange/trading? how are we going to buy our records and food and pay Lixi for the use of her mammals... blimey... money... I think we should follow Bakounin's theory in that... we should just excange things... I mean Laura would need some fresh milk from Robert and she can give him a book in exchange... or Christa will definetelly need her windowns cleaned so Robin can take some records, and so on... and ON... and On... MaSSaGe ParLoUR many people applied for this position... mmmmm I wonder why... why indeed.... Paul Field said he'd like to give massages and he's got magic FiNgErS... his only problem was what he was going to do if he had to give massages to people he wouldn't like... so... I thought that we can use more that one masseurs... and there you go... I proudly present you with the people whose fingers are gonna make your aching bodies MELT... Chris Brown who's really busy with his non-sinister bizness and asked me to give you all his greetings... said he's missed you all.... mmmmm and... AdAm Apparatus is your third masseur... all 3 guys have been tested in really hard conditions and proved that they really do have magic fingers and they can be excellent masseurs... CeRtiFiEd...* G * Adam Chapman wants to run the sinister BuS SeRviCe yer... with all this talk about buses etc... well... he has to try his very best... Adam...?? My dearest mod Rob the Pelican... will run the TeA PlaNtAtiOnS I've never seen a mod in charge of a tea plantation, but in a PoP! AnArcHy "environment" all is P O S S I B L E and most likely to happen... Simon A. offered to create the sinister village site YEY!!! No Objections to that... Grace... I'm not sure but I think that there are some corner-shops in sinisterville... but I really don't think that this is a problem... there are going to be lots of corners anyway... RiGhT? Samantha, being sensitive and sweet, thought that there should be a WiG ShOp for those sinister villagers who are lacking in hair... I wonder why nobody's thought of that before... motto should be: don't take your hair for granted!!! Genevieve wants to become a sinister legend and be the LaDy of the LaKe who would saduce poor, innocent sinistermen under the moonlight... no objections to that... every city needs its myths and legends, right? Genevieve seems to have the qualities to become one... yer... Emily or Melissa Thornton (any relation to NME's editor?) wants to run the GNOME ADOPTION AGENCY AND ORPHANAGE GnOmEs, oRpHaNs... interesting concepts... Paul Arathoon wants to be a FooTbAll PlaYer yer, sure Paul... if you're half as good as Zola I'd be your most devoted fan... Alasdair's being wondering why he's a teacher... well, I don't really know... It's just something my instict told me...delete buttons? yey... Martin Robinson had scared the hell out of us talking about germs and antibiotics... then, he suggested that he should be the sinister HeAltH iNsPeCtoR mmmm... I think that's fair enough... Cris-t-opher wants to run a RecOrD ShoP as well... so watch out Christa... you have to be more competitive... St.Lucy wants to run the sinister BeD & BreAkFasT and I have to say that her image in one of these robs, tidying up messed up beds and talking to herself, made me smile and also gave me unholy thoughts such as what would I do to shock her when she comes to tide up my bed... the morning after... as I'm really considering marriage with a certain person, I think we should forget our honeymoon in Vegas and go to Lucy's Bed & Breakfast instead... what do you think love? Di (ipecap spice) + Rob Brennan + Colin Mowat all these caring, loving souls have different views on how a mental hospital should function... I liked the idea of tea and cakes for treating mental diseases and kebabs for more serious, chronic situations.... yer, I think you can all cooperate in out Mental Hospital using your alternative methods of treament and experiment on us poor sinisteriennes... I mean, that's what PsYcHiAtRY all about anyway... Jason Cutler wants to be the sinister HaNdYmAn and Steve C. wants to have a BasKetBalL TeAm ... c'mon tall sinisterinnes... do JoIn... Sweet Fiona... will be in charge of the loCaL CouNcelliNG SeRviCe and dont' you dare telling me is something we don't need... we most certainly do... a lot of fighting and quareling goes on in the sinister land lately... harassments, hypocritical attacks, all these need to be sorten out... and the guilty ones... watch out... your punishment will be really harsh... Matthew Smith's offered to be the village's CaBbIe cabbies can be really cool... you should watch it with your mirrors though Matty... you're very indiscrete sometimes... yer... Dave (David Strange Strange) had demonstrated an amazing ability in reporting... I think, yes, he'll be our very own RePoRteR and he can cooperate with Mark from Nottingham who'll be in charge of the local RaDiO StatiON and who promised that he'd play music based only to your requests... he has no other choice anyway... Alexander Borgia had spread the rumour... of me not intending to become a spinster... and he instantly made me think of a Stephen Merritt's song AgiNG SpiNstErS I do certainly not have an intention of becoming a spinster... who's gonna rock my chair and bring me pink lemonade when I'd be old and look like a frog? As I've said before... I'm considering marriage with a certain someone and we're gonna have our honeymoon in St.Lucy's B&B... how can I not provide Lucy with hot gossip to spread around...? that'd be at least criminal...!!! God!! that was soooooo lonnnnnnnnngggggggg... I'm so sorry... not entirelly my fault though... I have to go now... but not before I tell you that I've finished the SiNiSteR TrAcK TaPe from my DJing session and all I need are the addresses of people who'd requested a song and still haven't sent me their snail-mail address... for those who would like a copy as well... apply now... it's your last chance... another thing is that I was trying very hard to figure out what I should do in the sinister village... I've come up with the idea of a SiNiStEr GaLLeRy with all the portraits of sinister people... I'd be in charge of the Gallery and I'd also paint the portraits! Alexander Borgia can help me in his spare time... I'm telling you he's darn good in stretching canvass...!!! and in case you're wondering, my kick boxing lessons are going pretty well... Master George is a very Strict coach I have to warn you... He makes me do all these weird things.... worst of all he keeps screaming instructions to me while brushing his teeth with this buzzing toothbrush which seems to have this obsession with G.Parsons songs... it's awful as I can't really understand what he's saying and do all wrong things... then he has this "vice" of making me kick and punch the boxing shack while he plays all his CARPENTER RECORDS... It's a torment... I can tell you that... but... as ancient greeks said "no pain no drain"... HaH... that's it... please do help Simon with his site... love + bon bons V.F. XXX O ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. 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Sinister: TV oN iN BeD...
by velocity farewell 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

Hello there my sweetisterines... I see our village keeps growning.... who's gonna win the lottery for us so we can really start building it up..? I mean, after all this enthousiasm it's a pity to remain just a virtual village, isn't it? more and more and more suggestions coming up.... and the more the suggestions get the more I realise that there are so many positions to be covered... here's our U R B A N P L A N R e P o R T: Oh... hold on a sec... First of all I'd like to apologise to Jeanette as it was her idea that Peter Miller should run the porno shop and Marc C. the disco... sorry Jeanette... sorry Paula from taking this warm feeling of aknowledgement for something you haven't done from you... S O R R on our latest now... well well well... Y I can see that Rabbit Brand (tm) hasn't lost his time... as Lixi's idea of pimping Woodland Mammals seems to be so i ntr i guing yer... Kerry... will definetelly run the MicRoBioLoGy Lab of the Sinister Village... that means we're in need for doctors, nurses, pharmacists... and yes o yes, anaesthesiologists... have you ever had been anaesthesised? it's Grate... I have to say that I Luv... Valerie Solanas', LJ's, and Georgine's ScHiZopHreNia it can be really FruitFuLL, believe me... so... Valerie wants, this time, to run the AniMaL SheLtEr and the village RiDinG StaBLe... she's also spoken about alternative sources of energy for our village... I have nothing against that... quite the opposite... do you? I've onced seen this documentary with this city covered with some sort of plastic to gather solar energy... it was amazing... a bit claustrophobic though... hmmmmmmmm... Caroline (Smith) said that she'd like to run a SeCoNd HanD BooKsToRe I don't know what Laura would have to say on that... but I don't think she'd have any problem... I mean, competition is a "healthy" ingredient of a free economy isn't it?...and since, we're gonna have a close society, things could work like that: we'll buy books from Laura's, read them and then sell them to Caroline who would sell them to someone else... and so on... After checking Jen's CV, counting the hours she'd spent in the Library, etc... I think she'd be the perfect sinister LiBrAriAn... Mike Windisch... Mike wants to buy a ScOoTeR... I thought of him in a nice mod costume selling vespas and scooters in our local... "MoDs' WaYs of RidiNg" mOtOr ShoP if he has no objections about that... Michael Marucco just wants to be a DisHwaSHeR and draw things... All you have to do Michael is charge your services as a dishwasher really high and go from the one restaurant to the other washing the dishes as I don't think that anyone would be in a washing the dishes mood... Alix C. the mammal pimp... wow! that sounds cool!!! also suggested that PamB should be hairdresser and MartinR could be the weird person who is convinced he rules the fish people. FisH PeoPle RuLe... and we need a netball team... aPPliCatIoNs, pleAse... Robert Foster made my mouth foamy with all this talk of him being the sinister MiLkMaN Robin will definetelly be the sinister WiNdOWCleAnEr... with his sinister intentions though, I think the villagers' windows would be always DiRtY... mmmmmmmm... Now Christa will have the coolest ReCoRd StOrE talking of which here's something that has just hit me: are we going to have any sinister M*O*N*E*Y? what should be our mean of exchange/trading? how are we going to buy our records and food and pay Lixi for the use of her mammals... blimey... money... I think we should follow Bakounin's theory in that... we should just excange things... I mean Laura would need some fresh milk from Robert and she can give him a book in exchange... or Christa will definetelly need her windowns cleaned so Robin can take some records, and so on... and ON... and On... MaSSaGe ParLoUR many people applied for this position... mmmmm I wonder why... why indeed.... Paul Field said he'd like to give massages and he's got magic FiNgErS... his only problem was what he was going to do if he had to give massages to people he wouldn't like... so... I thought that we can use more that one masseurs... and there you go... I proudly present you with the people whose fingers are gonna make your aching bodies MELT... Chris Brown who's really busy with his non-sinister bizness and asked me to give you all his greetings... said he's missed you all.... mmmmm and... AdAm Apparatus is your third masseur... all 3 guys have been tested in really hard conditions and proved that they really do have magic fingers and they can be excellent masseurs... CeRtiFiEd...* G * Adam Chapman wants to run the sinister BuS SeRviCe yer... with all this talk about buses etc... well... he has to try his very best... Adam...?? My dearest mod Rob the Pelican... will run the TeA PlaNtAtiOnS I've never seen a mod in charge of a tea plantation, but in a PoP! AnArcHy "environment" all is P O S S I B L E and most likely to happen... Simon A. offered to create the sinister village site YEY!!! No Objections to that... Grace... I'm not sure but I think that there are some corner-shops in sinisterville... but I really don't think that this is a problem... there are going to be lots of corners anyway... RiGhT? Samantha, being sensitive and sweet, thought that there should be a WiG ShOp for those sinister villagers who are lacking in hair... I wonder why nobody's thought of that before... motto should be: don't take your hair for granted!!! Genevieve wants to become a sinister legend and be the LaDy of the LaKe who would saduce poor, innocent sinistermen under the moonlight... no objections to that... every city needs its myths and legends, right? Genevieve seems to have the qualities to become one... yer... Emily or Melissa Thornton (any relation to NME's editor?) wants to run the GNOME ADOPTION AGENCY AND ORPHANAGE GnOmEs, oRpHaNs... interesting concepts... Paul Arathoon wants to be a FooTbAll PlaYer yer, sure Paul... if you're half as good as Zola I'd be your most devoted fan... Alasdair's being wondering why he's a teacher... well, I don't really know... It's just something my instict told me...delete buttons? yey... Martin Robinson had scared the hell out of us talking about germs and antibiotics... then, he suggested that he should be the sinister HeAltH iNsPeCtoR mmmm... I think that's fair enough... Cris-t-opher wants to run a RecOrD ShoP as well... so watch out Christa... you have to be more competitive... St.Lucy wants to run the sinister BeD & BreAkFasT and I have to say that her image in one of these robs, tidying up messed up beds and talking to herself, made me smile and also gave me unholy thoughts such as what would I do to shock her when she comes to tide up my bed... the morning after... as I'm really considering marriage with a certain person, I think we should forget our honeymoon in Vegas and go to Lucy's Bed & Breakfast instead... what do you think love? Di (ipecap spice) + Rob Brennan + Colin Mowat all these caring, loving souls have different views on how a mental hospital should function... I liked the idea of tea and cakes for treating mental diseases and kebabs for more serious, chronic situations.... yer, I think you can all cooperate in out Mental Hospital using your alternative methods of treament and experiment on us poor sinisteriennes... I mean, that's what PsYcHiAtRY all about anyway... Jason Cutler wants to be the sinister HaNdYmAn and Steve C. wants to have a BasKetBalL TeAm ... c'mon tall sinisterinnes... do JoIn... Sweet Fiona... will be in charge of the loCaL CouNcelliNG SeRviCe and dont' you dare telling me is something we don't need... we most certainly do... a lot of fighting and quareling goes on in the sinister land lately... harassments, hypocritical attacks, all these need to be sorten out... and the guilty ones... watch out... your punishment will be really harsh... Matthew Smith's offered to be the village's CaBbIe cabbies can be really cool... you should watch it with your mirrors though Matty... you're very indiscrete sometimes... yer... Dave (David Strange Strange) had demonstrated an amazing ability in reporting... I think, yes, he'll be our very own RePoRteR and he can cooperate with Mark from Nottingham who'll be in charge of the local RaDiO StatiON and who promised that he'd play music based only to your requests... he has no other choice anyway... Alexander Borgia had spread the rumour... of me not intending to become a spinster... and he instantly made me think of a Stephen Merritt's song AgiNG SpiNstErS I do certainly not have an intention of becoming a spinster... who's gonna rock my chair and bring me pink lemonade when I'd be old and look like a frog? As I've said before... I'm considering marriage with a certain someone and we're gonna have our honeymoon in St.Lucy's B&B... how can I not provide Lucy with hot gossip to spread around...? that'd be at least criminal...!!! God!! that was soooooo lonnnnnnnnngggggggg... I'm so sorry... not entirelly my fault though... I have to go now... but not before I tell you that I've finished the SiNiSteR TrAcK TaPe from my DJing session and all I need are the addresses of people who'd requested a song and still haven't sent me their snail-mail address... for those who would like a copy as well... apply now... it's your last chance... another thing is that I was trying very hard to figure out what I should do in the sinister village... I've come up with the idea of a SiNiStEr GaLLeRy with all the portraits of sinister people... I'd be in charge of the Gallery and I'd also paint the portraits! Alexander Borgia can help me in his spare time... I'm telling you he's darn good in stretching canvass...!!! and in case you're wondering, my kick boxing lessons are going pretty well... Master George is a very Strict coach I have to warn you... He makes me do all these weird things.... worst of all he keeps screaming instructions to me while brushing his teeth with this buzzing toothbrush which seems to have this obsession with G.Parsons songs... it's awful as I can't really understand what he's saying and do all wrong things... then he has this "vice" of making me kick and punch the boxing shack while he plays all his CARPENTER RECORDS... It's a torment... I can tell you that... but... as ancient greeks said "no pain no drain"... HaH... that's it... please do help Simon with his site... love + bon bons V.F. XXX O ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. 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Sinister: why life is so hard?
by Arantxa Sanz 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

How is everybody in Sinistery-aux-vallees? I have just realized that Violent Femmes and Hefner are playing London while I am at home.I just go back one weekend out ot 20 and they have to play then, boo.And I regarded I had some right to write a moaning message to get rid of my sorrows and share with everyone who won't be interested at all.Or maybe they would have been as I'd rather go down there than up Manchester expecting to see all the S-crowd Lundinium-based, specially ultra-Hefner-fan Archel and perhaps meet Lucie le Citrique,my current favourite poster. But it will be Manchester or it won't be if I can collect one hundred and fifty pounds in time and head to ATP.It is already sold out, isn't it? Perhaps these really clever lads and lasses at lastminute-dot-com will make me some offer on 6th April. When you become an astronomer, you stay an astronomer for the rest of your life. What else could explain our Mummy Honey's fascination with very , very large figures which give the majority of human beings the shivers? I gave up Astrophysics and the like because of that vertigo and went instead to small things but not too small (i.e. electrons,nucleus...etc), as particle physics will give me the same shivers but reversely.Up the spine? Have a good day.I shall make most of mine.L_O_V_E Arantxa +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: ***the hedgehogs smoked some fags and went to sleep unaware of future horrors.
by Matthew Hintz 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

This Sinister village idea is beginning to frighten me. I recall images from _the Village of the Damned_; however, now everyone is wearing corduroy instead of bleach blonde bobs. (Miss Honey excepted) Or Smurf village, but everyone is wearing thick glasses instead of blue skin. (Peter Miller accepted). Living and loving Matthew Stolen Kisses http://stolenkisses.tripod.com 'I'm jealous of the rain.' +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Where do I send my application?
by Jeanette 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

Hello all. I've just realized I don't yet have a job in the village, and this concerns me. I'm not very good at being unemployed ... it's all Oprah and bon-bons, braiding and unbraiding my hair, watching the hour hand on the clock to see if I can catch it moving .... So, I'd like to sign on for nursing duties, if that position's still open. I have no training whatsoever, but I'd love to wear the uniform! I could bandage your skinned-knees (and, unless you're Mike W., I won't even ask how it happened), hand out aspirin for those pesky hangovers, and take your temperature if you're feeling feverish (rectal thermometers *are* the most accurate, aren't they?). And sponge baths are my specialty. In my spare time, I'd like to volunteer to help Steve C. with the basketball team. I could be one of those trainer-types who helps the players stretch before the game. Oh, yeah. Jeanette P.S. Don't try to run away from home again, Jason, my dear. Your punishment will be swift and severe. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: If you're feeling sinister go off and be a villager
by Alexander Borgia 28 Feb '00

28 Feb '00

[community gossip] Certain palace officials who have requested anonymity and given indication that there may be some news coming from the palace shortly. There have only been allusions but some insiders think that there may be some amorous goings on at the palace in the future. When pressed for details the officials would not comment further, but it was remarked that Her Majesty Queen Velocity Farewell does not intend to become a spinster. Those who would hope for a scandal should remember that the Queen Mother has been in the news with her "aide" Joseph in the past. We intend to keep our ear to the ground and let you know of further details. [travel section] I believe I have sort of sketched out a rough itinerary for my trip to Europe this spring and would appreciate any input on stuff to do from anyone who may be interested in sharing. Also, if any Sinisters want to get together, whether to have a few drinks, watch me eat foreign foods, make fun my accent, give me wrong directions and get me lost , or if you want to fix me up with your sister as some bizarre revenge plot, then I will be completely gullible and participate in all kinds of nasty things. Although things may vary slightly this is my plan.... May 19-22 London & Portsmouth May 23-26 Normandy May 27-29 Paris May 29-June 3 get to Amsterdam. Possibly Antwerp. [classified advertisements] Tired of looking for work? Welfare cheques just not making the grade? Earn top wages! No marketing, no sales, no telephone canvassing..... Rabbit Brand (tm) is currently hiring dedicated professionals to fill positions as rabbit care specialists. Full training will be provided. As well we offer a full range of company benefits which include 100% medical and dental coverage. Company provided recreations centre which has an olympic sized swimming pool, saunas whirlpools, spas, gyms, theme rooms on a sprawling 1200 acre wooded estate. New employees start at 3 weeks vacation and there are performance bonuses. The Challenge - As a rabbit care specialist you will work in a holistic team environment with proven dynamic leadership where you will be encouraged to think outside the box. You will be responsible for the care an cleaning of a team of mission specialist rabbits. This will include feeding them an bathing them twice daily. You may have as much fun with your rabbits as you like and petting is strongly encouraged. We even provide the rubber boots. Interested applicants are requested to present themselves in person at Rabbit Brand (tm) headquarters. Alexander (ps....Genevieve said bum quite a bit in her post. Let's everybody watch the body parts page) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: my love drinks go-go passion
by Genevieve Wesley 27 Feb '00

27 Feb '00

Goodness the Sinister village is positively thriving and I haven't got a job yet,and I'm dying out here! I dont want to stagnate!I don't want to be the village Bum though.That should be reserved to the owners of those rounded bits of heaven on the BodyParts.In this book I'm reading,there is a Lady Of The Lake,who,while picking berries and making spells,she bathes in the lake in the moonlight and the men of the village secretly go and watch.Can I be that? It's not for the whole inviting the men to watch bit,more for the berries.Of course. Forest Witches appeal to me,and surely any important village needs one of those.I reserve lil' Honey as my naked woodland-sprite fluttering about picking berries for me,in a mess of golden locks. Oh,if that position is filled already,well I'll be an airline stewardess then,ok? Thanks.Honey,you could again be my mini assistant,with pink pillbox hat and little tray serving cigarettes,coffee & bubblegum- -"Or me?" Giggled Honey innocently as Monsieur Hornblower nonchalantly pinched her rounded bit of heaven,rustling the newspaper he pretended to read. There was a fantastic article on The Mullet in the paper the other day. Don't forget,the Sinister Camp Hairdresser has got to be Keith. I thought *I* was the ultimate Belle and Sebastian fan.Good lord,how many bottles of Struan's bodily fluids do I have to collect before I can prove this to you all! My Stuart David sweaty towels are sure to become a collectors item...and you thought Tigermilk was worth something...silly diddles! Sometime's I really just love the Sinister world THIS much...many thanks to Karolyene (and Andreea too) for saving my widdle procrastinators bum with my french project.Aw shucksss... So are B&S badges back in fashion now?I can't keep up with the trends now a days,honest to goodness...APPARENTLY,all the hip trendy young things have taken to wearing Mens Support Hose as normal pants/trousers.It makes me blush! I have a bunch of those badges on my spring coat,but I seem to lose one each time.People always squint at them and ask me about them,and I always explain away...but NO MORE.I shall start to wear the badge upside down,like we have discussed at the Sinister Town Meeting,but I think we should also start licking at the badges,while gazing intently at the questioner,not saying a word.I mean..we do need to be sinister. I can't believe you lot prefer tigers-ears to stubble! Silly dilly diddles!Can a tiger-ears pin both of your two arms with only one arm? Do you WANT to impress your Mother by bringing home a Tigers-ears to dinner? Or Do you want to escape out your bedroom window and ride off into the sunset on Stubble's scooter,on a deliciously forbidden adventure? Remember,Stubble would be wearing a stunning leather ensemble, that covers the wild,rebellious,tortured soul hidden underneath...doesn't that intrigue you at least a little bit? Just try and resist stubble Alasdair...hmmm? You CANT can you! Mmm...it's warming up! Spring is coming! The ice has melted! witchy kisses, genevieve p.s In the newspaper today: "'SEXY DRINK' MARKETED AS APHRODISIAC FOR TEENS A hit in the UK,Go-Go Passion expected to hit Canada next.The drink has been selling out in bars in London and riling the Roman Catholic Church in Scotland with its saucy-"wanna go-go?"- marketing pitches." Struan needs to defend this sexy drink,don't you think?I bet he drinks it as well,him being a sugary little minx. I'm eagerly awaiting more cheeky comments aimed at Winning like his "We respect his right not to have sex" from before.Tee hee. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: one round week
by invisible_boy 27 Feb '00

27 Feb '00

Hello sinister, It's been an odd week. And ironicly, considering the content of my last post I've been feeling downright low all week. Not depressed, you understand (although there's a bit of fuzzy defenition there), just kinda sad. I think the point it started was on monday morning waiting for the bus to work. Overnight one of the plastic panels on the bus shelter had been kicked out and was laying on the pavement. All the people, me included, just kind of stood around it and prentedned it hadn't happened. Is this just something english people do? I really couldn't bring myself to move it out of the way. It was really awkward. Apart form that I've been sad at work becuase I've seen people work their arses of to produce something management has asked for, only to be later told that they'd changed their mind and could you kindly redo it thanks. Sad because I see Big Issue sellers having to put up with crap from drunken charvers. Sad becuase I saw a guy knock an old persons basket out of their hand in the supermarket and not stop to help her pick up her potatoes. Sad becuase all the bus seats are slashed. Sad becuase the guy who served me in the bank was clearly too ill to be at work but was there anyway. Sad because of the junkmail I get telling me that if I send them a fiver they'll send me 10,000 quid and I worry for people that actually do. Sad becuase today at 2 in the afternoon today I saw a kid sniffing glue in the churchyard gates. Sad becuase I almost had to physically assault two 8 (or something) year olds to stop them beating the crap out of an even younger kid. Happy becuase when I went into a guitar shop the other day the guy was friendly, interested in my needs, and I was able to chat with him. Happy becuase when I phoned up for train times the lady on the phone sounded so jolly (I hope she was). Happy becuase my brother sent me a tape. Happy because sometimes I just feel happy. Happy because a lot of the sinister posts made me smile. All the things that made me sad are such small things but all so easily avoided it's fightening. I mean it's no nieve and simple and chiched to say that surely it would be better if people tried not to piss each other off too much, but honestly, how hard can it be ? How difficult is it to say please and thank you ? It matters. It makes a difference. I really hope that you can see where I'm coming from. I'm sure you do. It's not supposed to be a down-note. I'm only saying it's better to smile. Fucking hippy. Kev --- http://www.lost-cat.org.uk/regularchickens/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Has Natasha lost a B&S badge???
by maureen cassera 27 Feb '00

27 Feb '00

Hello... My excuses to everyone, but this is a message for Natasha in Leeds. I don't have her email add so that's the only way for me to tell her that somebody I know has found a B&S badge on the Uni floor and I'm pretty sure it's hers. The kind guy said he'd be happy to give it back. bee beautiful, eat honey Maureen __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: another Tim D masterpiece
by The Narrow Wizard 27 Feb '00

27 Feb '00

I've solved our little puzzle about the etchings on B&S records the mastering is done by Tim Dennen at a place called Masterpiece hence another tim d masterpiece. Also I was reading THE FACE (why do they always use captals for that, did GHDICKIE give them the name or something?) issue 38 (the current one) and on page 193 there is a piece on record shops in which they talk to a few of the shops customers. One of the customers at rub-a-dub in glasgow gives his name as Chris Geddes and his occupation as musician. So a member of B&S has actually made it into a style conscious mag like THE FACE. If you want to know he had bought Blueboy's dance classic Remember Me cos it had came up in conversation with friends and none of them had it. well that's enough pointless drivel from me I'll be in touch (said in a menacing voice) owen With that the narrow wizard waggled his bushy eyebrows and disappeared in a flash of blue flame leaving behind only a faint smell of cinnamon +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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