August 2000 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: Dreddie and the Creamers
by Michael Jones 08 Aug '00

08 Aug '00

Lissenup, goofball. Clocked up another iteration on the flip-board of life yesterday... Im now the same age as Jimmy Cricket when he first died (Colwyn Bay: Victoria Pier, June 1974; audience consisted of discombobulated leftists expecting to see a slide-show on Aneurin Bevan). How delightful to see the phrase "fuckin nail" revived on almost exactly the second anniversary of its first appearance in these pages. We have one-time poster Ellis Bell to thank for that gem, not Brad the Lad. Thank the Lord God Our Vengeful Master In Heaven that *that* sort of jabbing invective doesnt appear anymore. There have been mumblings about the Decline Of Belle and Sebastian. Is there any greater contrast in nature than that between the intense pleasure of slinging a handful of fresh TicTacs into ones mouth (the aromatics, the clash of enamel and carnauba wax) and the mundane experience of grinding the minty bullets into sugary powder shortly afterwards? I think not. If we scale up these little barrels of fructive goodness to, say, the approximate size and complexity of a Scottish pop band, we see the gap between Lithe and Frowsy expands to, ooh, about four years. Ysee, as the Finns once sang (together, as a nation), Its Only Natural. Just a model of course, and one lacking a complete dataset (I cant get cinnamon ones anywhere). Underdastoored of late, arent we? Hes busy blogging, apparently. As the name suggests, this is an activity precisely between blagging and logging containing elements of both (the knavish scheming of the con-artist, the hardy outdoor endeavour of the lumberjack) while ultimately resembling neither. I just hope hes wrapped up warm. Or at least packing some heat. Ta-ta, Mik'. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Kick off your party with Yahoo! Invites. http://invites.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: finged and unhinged
by Lucy Alder 08 Aug '00

08 Aug '00

Cor! I don't know about you, but the idea of paying to receive personal services from members of my favourite band makes me tremble. Lucy slips into a reverie... Richard stands close behind her, puts his hand on hers and shows her the correct way to hold the snooker cue while Stevie, eyes twinkling, sings sweet soul music and Chris chops a variety of root vegetables vegetables in a saucy apron! Ooooh, the very thought of it made me come over all wobbly. And then I read "A volunteer would have to decide how far they would be willing to go to utilise their talent" and I nearly fainted cold on the floor! I'm not sure what talent I could offer in return though. Perhaps lessons in how to spend three hours getting ready for a night out and keep your friends waiting? I'm quite good at that, right Lixi? Aha! I can fit my whole fist into my mouth. That's an exceptional talent, is it not? So I could maybe teach how to do that, unless it's a genetic can/can't thing like rolling your tongue or crossing your toes, in which case no amount of teaching would work. But mouths are quite stretchy aren't they? Hmmm. I'll have to have a think about that one. Carsmile Steve, are you really moving in down the road from Tapetree Ben? Vel, are you really coming to England this time? It occurred to me that Pauline L Shivers is one of those names you could get a lot of anagrams out of. Here are a few: Nashville Super I A Level Irish puns Punish Vera Ellis I slurp Helen Avis Hi puss, learn evil Hands up if you're addicted to Big Brother? Americans/Canadians/others, do you have Big Brother? I think it already exists in bits of Europe. It's like the Real World, but loads bitchier because the housemates have to vote for who they want to be ejected from the house each week! And so does the public! Fun! And their tea bags are rationed and they fight over them. And there's snogging! It was a bit weird watching the snogging though, because it's not a scripted thing like normal TV or film snogs and they really use tongues too - eurgh! Anyway, if you're a total voyeur and like watching real people do the same stuff as you do every day (although they won't be at the snogging anymore because the male half of the snogging couple got chucked out at the weekend, but anyway...) go here: http://www.bigbrother.terra.com/ I think I've written quite enough nonsense for the time being, don't you? Juicy Lucy __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Kick off your party with Yahoo! Invites. http://invites.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: right. which one of you jokers clued me to the s ofa?
by Lardot Janne RL 08 Aug '00

08 Aug '00

hello, i'm sheriff john bunnell. i believe that cardigans are our future. not _the_ cardigans, but your usual, woolly cardigans. there. i've said it. i'm feeling better now. massive thanga juu's to everyone who sent their sympathy. i've just spent a fair few hours to read 200 sinister posts. i had to go outside for a bit after that. shame that i was on holiday when the pink floyd/religion debate "raged" on. not that i would have had anything worthwhile to add, but... does anyone remember, when back in the day everyone talked about the sinister uniform? did anyone suggest jeans and cardigans? and if not, then why not? and why do people stare people who wear cardigans in august? right. it's quoting time: (eric quoth) "oh my goodness, countries still do that? I knew germany does, and israel, but... finland? (no offense) conscription is one of the worst violations of individual rights, I'd glad the u.s. doesn't do it, unless there's a war... and even then, I'm not too big on it. I'm sorry for you, I really am. what is the "alternative" to forced killing, anyway?" i couldn't have put that better myself. altough i would have probably said that with more swearing. i know everyone is bored to tears already about this whole concept, but... like i said, finland lives under a constant "threat" of being invaded by russia. sadly, sensible people and b&s-fans are a minority in finland, so the majority think that having a mandatory military service is the only deterrent to russia invading us tomorrow. (roberth "soul boy" smith said) "Never mind offers of sympathy janne, what you need is offers of marriage! All you need is a loverly sinister girl to give you the chance for duel nationality and all your problems will be solved.... or will they just be beginning? If there are any volenteers to help get janne back in the country I will be very grateful and I'm sure he will be as well......" that would indeed be the easiest solution, but alas, no offers of marriage have yet reached my inbox. rob, mate, do you have any sisters? (jake (who is a Good Bloke, by the way) uttered) "My fellow finn Janne told us that his attending our very own army in a month or two. So, 6 months of playing hide and seek in the woods, talking dirty with your fellow soldiermates and getting extremly drunk every weekend then, eh? 'Cause that's what they do in the Finnish army these days. But I know" too true. thankfully, i don't have to endure that, because like jake, i'll take the sensible alternative of civil service. but why in the name of satan does the civil service have to be so long? 6 months of playing with guns or 13 months of civil service? (/irony) it as if the finnish government doesn't want young men to go to civil service instead of the army. no, no, perish the thought! (end irony) "nothing about that one, since I went to civil service. My advice to Janne, who is suffering from "You're going to make us proud, son!"- syndrome, coming from his parents: Tell then to f¤¤¤ off. Go to civil service, even if they don't want you to. I got the job I'm doing now just because I spent a year at the Open University surfing the net and flirting with the middleaged women at the office. That was pretty much all I did when I went the cservice." that sounds pretty cool. i could do that. but one can't just tell one's parents to f*** off, you know. one has to whisper it to them when ones parents backs are turned. up until yesterday i thought my life was going to be ruined forever because of the whole conscription thingy, but thankfully nick g's post put my life and values into some kind of perspective. ok, i'll have to do 13 months of free community service, but at least i still have my health, for fuck's sake. i won't quote nick's whole mail here, 'cos this is too long already, but i sincerely hope that you're going to be alright, nick. everyone, go and read his mail. now. and delete this one. -----------------------------------------------***********************---------- --------------------------------------------- why don't they serve free alcohol in workplaces? i mean, is there some kind of law against it? (probably) i would be motivated to work after a few vodka's... i might even show up on time for once... i've been listening to b&s quite a lot lately. i'm playing their bowlie set at quite a high volume at this very moment, but to my disappointment, none of my workmates have yet come up to me, and confessed to being a closet b&s fan. there is hope howerer, for one of the people sitting near me just commented on my cardigan as i passed her. maybe, just maybe, by playing b&s and wearing b&s shirts i will spark some kind of reaction in her... some kind of involuntary reaction, that will invade her consciousness, and make her crave for sweet indie pop... time to go, i guess. i think sinister owns my soul. - j a n n e - ( the dickensian philantrope ) p.s. gina, i've tried to mail you for a week now, is there something wrong with your e-mail, or my head? mail me, your tape will be ready soon... p.s.s. robert "the smiths" smith, where's that university info you promised me, you lazy git? don't make me fly to england, take the the train to barnet, and whoop you like a no good dawg! +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. 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Sinister: That Sugar Baby O'Mine
by Pauline L. Shivers 08 Aug '00

08 Aug '00

Hello sinister peeps, I'm so frustrated; you see the weekend approaches really fast and we have this family reunion where my Big Aunt Myrtles will be presiding. And you will think: so who is this aunt Myrtles? Oh, Big Aunt Myrtles, the turtle of my childhood, she is the most fearsome woman in Europe... Big Aunt Myrtles was my grandfather's younger sister. You remember my grandfather, the disinherited love fool. Yes, that's the one. So auntie inherited all great grandfather's fortune. She is disgustingly rich. Everything great grandfather owned should have been gone to my grandfather. But when he chose love over wealth, everything went to aunt Myrtles. But, when great-grandfather died she wrote to my father telling him that she wanted this family to be united again, and that we should forget all about these old stories, etc. My father agreed. And that's how we found ourselves back in Prague 10 years ago. Big Aunt gave my dad the house we live in Prague and arranged so we could have a very generous annual allowance. But she didn't let us have the cottage in the countryside, we're just allowed to go there whenever we want, which is Ok, I guess... Aunt has this chateaux in France where she spends her summer vacation socialising with people of her class, slagging others off, organising small trips to play at the Casino in Monaco, etc. I remember when I first met her. We went to her house in Prague, and a butler (not a monkey one, just a plain english butler) opened the door to us and announced us to auntie. She accepted us in this huge room, which ceiling was almost 6 metres high,. It was perfect in a frozen way, a scary, magnificent museum with high quality and rare objects. Everything - the tappiseri gombl�ne, the bronze clock on the marble shelf of the fireplace, the George Lacompte armchairs, in a Ludovique IV style, covered with peanut green velvet, the little marble tables with the golden legs, the Van Gogh, gaugin, and Renoir paintings - all gathered together to praise Aunt Myrtles' impecable taste. Aunt has this son Theodor whom she wants to marry with this girl whose family own a chateaux in France as well. Poor Theodor. We used to call her a turtle behind her back. She looks like one. With these bronchocele big eyes and the longest neck ever. it looks short, but that's deceiving. When she gets mad she stretches it out and voila! Disgusting!! She wants to marry me too with this guy who comes from an aristocratic family in Tuscany. I guess that's one of the issues to be discussed in the family reunion thing that takes place at the countryside house of ours! My God! What have I done to deserve this? And my poor, spineless dad, thinks that we are eternally indebted to Aunt Myrtles, and that we should be kind to her and obey to every little whim of hers. But I'm not going to marry this italian dandy!! I swear I won't!! never! I do like auntie's schauffer you see! Maybe I'm a love fool loser like my granpaps. who knows................. bye xx Pauline L. Shivers that makes sinister all quivers She's that aristocratic slag Who lives and reigns in Prague __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Kick off your party with Yahoo! Invites. http://invites.yahoo.com/ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Never been so far away...
by Stephen Hewitt 08 Aug '00

08 Aug '00

...I don't think I want to stay in this room Anymore... Finally the "Steve searching for a flat in Oxford" saga comes to an end. And with strange spooky sinister-related coincidence to boot. Within a few weeks I shall be neighbours with a fellow sinisterine (hi ben) despite no effort to make this happen, we've just both got new flats in the same street. Spoooooky. And it's just off Cowley Road (the heart of alt.oxford, apparently), where there are lots of pubs and where bands play, which is nice (and it has a cooker and a bed and a fridge, which is more than our other choice did) ...If I crawl across the floor Then I'd be closer to that door It's too far... I've just looked at what struan wrote on the b&s page here: http://www.myspace.co.uk/belleandsebastian/news.html GO AND LOOK AT IT NOW, Beans will cook you a curry, Richard will give you snooker lessons, and Stevie will come and sing you a song!!!!!!! Stuart doesn't say what he's offering yet, but who knows, I'm sure Ms Wesley has bookloads of ideas ;) And it's all for charidy, mate. Everyone must think of something they can offer too, and then they can auction their talents, what a GRATE idea, innit (maybe i could give dancing lessons). It'll certainly keep stuart busy until the tour. ...Never been so far away Just lost the last thought in my head What happens now?... Oh, apparently, according to my mate (who is distributing flyers), there is to be a "belle & sebastian DJ set" at the Greenbelt Festival here in sunny Cheltenham over the bank holiday weekend. Oh look here's the website: http://www.greenbelt.org.uk/festival/lineup/music.html Richard and Chris will "treat us to a special DJ set" it says here. May I suggest that miss STARRY and miss LIXI have a look at who's headlining Sunday nite :) ...Some fantasy you've been... However, I'll be at Reading (oh look, another link: http://www.egroups.com/group/sinireading )which is a bit of a pain, oh and i won't be living in cheltenham then anyway, eek! bloody typical TWO WEEKS after i leave, the buggers show up. I think it's going to take me a while to get used to this, I have been in Chelt for 8 years now, it's all a bit scary, this moving to a new town lark. However it's nice to know I have a small band of sinisterines to look after me :) ...Pick up the pieces in my mind... I'm not sure if i've got e-mail access at my new job, although as it's a college, I'm assuming I will, but even if i don't i have my little pooter at home, so you won't get rid of me that easily. I imagine I won't have such easy access to #sinister though (could i possibly do less work than i do now?), so i might not be in there as much. Right, better go and find some boxes and get packing. ...I'm going home xoxo (hmm, maybe i should reverse that now) CarsmileSteve +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: If YouR FrIeNdS All BiTcH, YoU'Re A PuNkA!!!
by velocity farewell 08 Aug '00

08 Aug '00

Hello sinistah land... Well, you won't believe that, neither can I really, but I had a B&S ReLaTeD DrEaM and I thought only twee kids have those... mmm not really tho'... it was more like a sinister related dream... In my dream I was in London, driving an open 60s car; Mao, my mum, and my sister were in the car with me... We were going to this boarding school where I was supposed to spend the rest of my life (!?)... On our way there, my mum and sister saw this fancy LiNgEriE ShoP and made me pull over so they could go shopping... I left them there and kept driving, when I saw a tall guy riding a really tiny scooter (not one of those cool silver ones, Lucy)... it was funny cause his legs were almost touching the ground as he was riding... and guess who it was... mmm... AllY-CiNnAmoN-CooK yes.. so I recognised him but he didn't recognise me, so I drove by him singing "I could be dreaming"... he didn't look at me but he was smiling... he was going to this boarding school too... we arrived there together.. Ally with his knees almost touching the ground as he was riding and me singing driving next to him... stylistic details: I was wearing 60s clothes of course... a midi black skirt, and a nice tight leather jacket, and kitty heels!! We arrived at this boarding school somewhere in the countryside where all sinister people were supposed to live... I parked the car and dashed to Ally Cinnamon, who said "aw Vel, I knew you'd make it! come I have to introduce you to everyone.." So, he grabbed me and we went to meet Lucy... Juicy Lucy that is... Lucy had long hair and was looking very pretty but serious too.. She told me that she had a really responsible post there, at this sini-boarding school... And there was a gig going on... and that's the funny part, cause there was a classical orchestra playing with an old school punk rock band... aww.. blame HaNNaH PoPs and Miss CaReY for that as we kept playing "PuNkA" in #sinister last night... And there was this old ginger chap there with a big moustache and funny hair who was playing an instrument called TubA, and then one of the blokes of the punk band came along and pushed him and the old ginger tumba bloke got insulted and left... but he was brought back... HonEyBooBLeS was there as well... she was wearing a tight black dress, very elegant I have to say, with a nice string of perles... co-ordinating the whole thing... then honey said we should all go upstairs cause the film was going to start! and guess what film it was... A 20s PoRnO FilM... tis true... for 'educational reasons' they said.. hehe... I went upstairs with LiXi and PauL the GinGeRCRooK and sat down... the place was packed! And everyone was there... I saw Erica, and we went out for a fag commenting on each others clothes, of course... But I woke up before I saw the 20s porno film... Aww... Why did I have such a dream? Maybe cause I'm coming to London on the 26th of AuGusT? Maybe... just maybe... Maybe, cause we are going to have a PicNiC on the 27th AuGusT? mmmm .... maybe... WhaT? you had no idea about the picnic? well, it's not really certain yet, but it seems very likable... almost certain... maybe cause I'm going to stay there for 2 whole weeks and meet you all, I hope? definetely!! I just can't wait... fingers crossed nothing bad will happen again, cause with all this bad luck lately... "it's a JinX, it's a JinX, it's a JinX..." take care all of you... HuGs Vel xxx PS: Greets from my twin and blue prince, GHD... he says, "honey I'll have the post sorted soon... had no time... mmmm" PpS: Laura Llew is... I have no words... she's my fellow spinisterine and one of my most fave people ever in the whole world... on my way to work I made this uP: Laura Llew sniffin'the glue wonderin' why she has no clue oh yeah staring at the clouds laughs and frowns ponders on the meaning of it all dressing up her little broken doll Oh Miss Lovely Laura Llew all dressed up in ocean blue I can help but be sincere to you when i'm sayin "I do love you" Sorry Laura.... I know it's silly... but i just wanted to make you smile... are you smiling?? ____________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. 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Sinister: justified misanthropy
by *Boygirlorder * 08 Aug '00

08 Aug '00

Hello all you sinister folks.its been a bunch of months since you guys have heard from methats good for you..but I thought id let you in on my little world.well I thought id force it one you..even though you wont careI like you guys..Ok, welltoday was absolutely the worst day ive had in a very very long timenay, perhaps ever.i woke up at 10 oclock when I received a phonecall from an irate dental assistant yelling at me for missing my appointment.. she also informed that in addition to having to reschedule my drilling and needles have to pay a 20 dollar cancellation fee..then I went to work delivering pizzas to fat fuckers who dont tip in 100 degree weather for nine hours .i made a marvelously delicious pizza and proceeded to vomit it up as a part of my burgeoning bulimic regimen .i them proceeded to drive home from workalong the way my car stalled three times and I thought I might dieI walked into my house as my sister opened the last soda in the house.then my girlfriend came over and we decided to just sit around and play some video gameswe went to three blockbusters looking for tony hawks pro skaterno one had itso I settled for cool boarders.which DOESNT WORKso we proceeded to her house to watch some tvas I left her house we noticed a car alarm going off and commented jokingly upon the mad crazy robbers that would probably kill us that nightI stepped into my car and started itthen I noticed that some punks stole my cd player and about 75 cds..i called the police and spoke to some bitch who yelled at me for speaking too quietly.(you have to love those new jersey police).i sat around and waited for the cops for about 40 mins.keep in mind this is at 3 amwhere the hell were they..they took all my information and told me that I was pretty much completely screwed.what the fuck to a bunch of punks need my cds forI cant see some kid enthralled in some family fight to a soundtrack of trembling blue stars.or pimping in their g-ride cruising the strip for hoes blasting the gerbils..i wish they had just stole the damn car and left the cds.im looking for a new car and the cds are worth three times what the car is.i also have to pay 400 dollars for car insurance, 250 for a phone bill after a botched internet set up that left me calling a long distance number unbeknownst to me for a month and a half, a few hundred bucks for school books, and a replacement pair of glasses since I stepped on mine yesterday.they also stole my goddamn cigarettes.so I drove away from my gfs house .went to the store and bought some new ones.i drove around in silence chain smoking for about ten mins.then I decided to turn on the radio..i never listen to the radio because as a rule it sucks ..i turned on the one station I used to listen to back in middle schoolprinceton radio wprb..first thing I heard: theres too much love..that lifted my spirit for a little bitreassured me that I still love b&s.then they plated some noisey pretentious indie rock velvet underground part 15..oh well.i upped my paxil dose..i plan on spending tommorow drunk or high, or both.im sorry all of you sinister folks..but I had to tell someone.you prolly all think im a giant cock now..am not have.,also anyone in the philadelphia area.im thinking of having a picnic.not actually in the city.but I was gonna have one for me and my friends.and if any of you wanted to hang out with little old boring imposing and rude meplease do..its gonna be in washington township.right outside of phillylet me know.. With love kisses and suspension points mark! ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Feel my pulse.
by jarkko frantila 08 Aug '00

08 Aug '00

And horse is a horse. Greetings. The days are becoming shorter, my head hurts and I'm trying to smoke less these days. But enough about this bitching. Let's rock. My fellow finn Janne told us that his attending our very own army in a month or two. So, 6 months of playing hide and seek in the woods, talking dirty with your fellow soldiermates and getting extremly drunk every weekend then, eh? 'Cause that's what they do in the Finnish army these days. But I know nothing about that one, since I went to civil service. My advice to Janne, who is suffering from "You're going to make us proud, son!"- syndrome, coming from his parents: Tell then to f€€€ off. Go to civil service, even if they don't want you to. I got the job I'm doing now just because I spent a year at the Open University surfing the net and flirting with the middleaged women at the office. That was pretty much all I did when I went the cservice. Anyhoo, people here have been mad about Godspeed you black Emperor (browse the archives for more info). Well I bought it about two weeks ago. Three songs, 63 minutes. The last song opens with 8 minutes of nothing in particular, just some silent noise. Nice. No, actually I thought it was a bit crap. Can't wait for that new Hefner single/album to come out. Now there's some music. That's it, now for the listabuse part. I'm sorry about this, but I've been trying to do a homepage for myself, and now I need your help. Check this out: http://www.fraja.freeservers.com And tell me what you think. The pages are still not quite finished, and I'm thinking about keeping a webdiary there. But I've been thinking of coming up with something Hefner/B&S- related in there (not just links to their pages, that is). Maybe I'll write some stories that have a Hefner/B&S- theme. And possibly some kind of a survey coming up too... I don't know yet. But hey, If you visit them, please drop me a line. Sorry, this is the last abusive mail (listwise, that is) I'll ever write. Until next time, of course. -Jake (no more petit, cuase that's just WRONG) ps: And hey, everyone who knows something about the art of homepages: mail me. I'd like to ask you some questions. ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Toby is a Dict Slap
by Toby Chan 08 Aug '00

08 Aug '00

Mates/ T W E E What is TWEE/ Twee is poetic or/ can anyone define it/ or it can not be defined/ even u can look it at your dict am i twee D O T L O V E Now I am working for dotlove.com/ And I am working for its musicl channel/ I love it/ Check it out/ Look at my debut article/ Primal Scream Live Review/ T W E E S O U N D I ve found that HMV HONG KONG huv the 12inch of High Fidelity OST/ I bought the CD from Second Hand CD shop/ Elvis C sing Shipbuilding/ It is 100times better than Suede version/ I ve got Shinkansen Compilation at the nearly close down Tower Record Store in Hong Kong/ I ve never heard any sarad or shinkansen things/ I love Blueboy/ Melancholia is like b n s things I requested our writer to write a review on it/ it can be seen tomorrow/ both chinese and english at dotlove.com/ T W E E W E A R Finally I ve got my Belle and Sebastian <Fashion Wear>/ it is not wu wear it is twee wear/ It is the & sign and the bus/ I ve three now/ with my belle n fox/ I lack a long sleeves tee but the fishclap is too girlie for me/ and cliche as the legal man tee/ I ve got the patch too and I will make it on my parka/ which is nice R A V E I ve been in a Rave in Hong Kong/ In a ferry Terminal The vibe is fucking bad even i can smell the scent of dope/Progressive House Mates/ I hate the young kids/ Who can be a better raver/ jist a little thing make a big difference/ for example a boy with good hairdo and killer chop tee and Underground boot/ but he wear a boot cut jean/ fuck/ i went at 5am coz i was doing interview with another club house/The DJs are alright/ I met a lady mate i know and she hug me/ Me and the mates dance all nite/ We went to eat Dim Sum afterward/ which is 7AM and all the senior citizens are enjoy their breakfast/ luckily my mates are not dress like serious ravers/ Toby C Island East, Hong Kong +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Long Live Queen Rose
by DelyM2＠aol.com 08 Aug '00

08 Aug '00

Finally, I've found a snow patrol album at a local record store. Absolute gravity is my favorite so far. Nothing to do with the lyrics of the song, rather my love for things that are in some way (and i stress "in some way") similar to silly 80's rap. I've always wanted to try my hand at scrathing. I bet I'd be awesome. Break dancing is another thing I've got to learn before i die. Thats right i can not pass through this world with out a little spinning action on my rear. Hopefully i might find a book (ie: Break Dancing for Dummies) that can teach my stiff ass how to move. (and groove) . As far as dreams go, religious zombies with chainsaws fill my starry nights. and i love it. PS: Is there some kind of rotting tree in Glasgow that is a must see?? +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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