October 1998 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: dougie dougie
by Sebastian 19 Oct '98

19 Oct '98

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Sinister: god bless you...
by Sebastian 19 Oct '98

19 Oct '98

DOUG-IE DOUG-IE!!!!! you are the flute in my flake... +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: misheard lyrics - mach IV
by Girl In The Snow 19 Oct '98

19 Oct '98

I mistakenly mistaked "whiskey so i" for whiskey sour...and this eccentric guy ( a friend of a friend) who knows nuting (nutella) about B&S proved me wrong on our way to the elliott smith concert last week... shame shame all apologies horso, and "sebastian" i love you guyz... +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: I Could Be Dreaming Too
by Matt Hayes 19 Oct '98

19 Oct '98

>Sorry for the incomplete post. It was meant to ask where I could >find the >lyrics to the spoken word bit at the end of "I Could Be Dreaming"... >something about His Majesty George the 3rd and a Gigantic Word In the >Dictionary? Thanks. i don't know about the lyrics but try turning the balance on your stereo all the way to the right.......or maybe the left. i can't remember which but it makes it a bit easier. love, matthew. lord anthony's a pretty nice bloke but he doesn't have a lot to say... ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: my anaconda don't want nuns unless they got buns hon
by Corpora Arenacea 19 Oct '98

19 Oct '98

Guh? bah? Huh? Beth?! You have to be a man.... fat girls have had the whole of history to be beautiful and now good old anorexics get to be pretty, cool, but eating disorders are bad aren't they....gurr? is this really how people think? I mean, beep?!! I am just making noises!! It's not bloody really nice! Can I back up Leanne by saying it's fecking scary? A social trend starts with women being pressurised by society to be tiny little girls with no sexual characteristics, to be innocent and wee when at the same time they are PIOW! mothers! PIOW! liberated!! PIOW!! housewifes!! PIOW! career women! PIOW! beautiful! PIOW PIOW PIOW Beeep beeeeeeeeeeep I suppose if I told you that I personally favor fertile, voluptuous women with prominent bellies you'd criticize me for promoting atherosclerosis, ovarian cancer, ill-fitting-swingset-seat-bruises, and Raynaud's syndrome, and maybe also you'd reason that I want my women fat so that I can always outrun them and hence maintain my upper hand as a patriarch (or wait, better yet, be able to fuck and run ha ha ha). Or maybe I just have my savings tied up in elastic and frozen foods. The only people who should be skinny as beanpoles are those with the metabolism of a ferret, o.k.? Everyone should eat and be merry as far as I'm concerned. How should I feel about never having been in fashion? I don't feel anything. I've given up a long time ago, but I'd not recommend that to anyone else. I bought an Associates record and I personally think it really, really sucks.... I mean the vocals just drive me batty. Lucky I bought the Cedell Davis album the same day. I can't believe that that person also had the ears to pick up on Murdoch's mega-ness. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: my anaconda don't want nuns unless they got buns hon
by Corpora Arenacea 19 Oct '98

19 Oct '98

Guh? bah? Huh? Beth?! You have to be a man.... fat girls have had the whole of history to be beautiful and now good old anorexics get to be pretty, cool, but eating disorders are bad aren't they....gurr? is this really how people think? I mean, beep?!! I am just making noises!! It's not bloody really nice! Can I back up Leanne by saying it's fecking scary? A social trend starts with women being pressurised by society to be tiny little girls with no sexual characteristics, to be innocent and wee when at the same time they are PIOW! mothers! PIOW! liberated!! PIOW!! housewifes!! PIOW! career women! PIOW! beautiful! PIOW PIOW PIOW Beeep beeeeeeeeeeep I suppose if I told you that I personally favor fertile, voluptuous women with prominent bellies you'd criticize me for promoting atherosclerosis, ovarian cancer, ill-fitting-swingset-seat-bruises, and Raynaud's syndrome, and maybe also you'd reason that I want my women fat so that I can always outrun them and hence maintain my upper hand as a patriarch (or wait, better yet, be able to fuck and run ha ha ha). Or maybe I just have my savings tied up in elastic and frozen foods. The only people who should be skinny as beanpoles are those with the metabolism of a ferret, o.k.? Everyone should eat and be merry as far as I'm concerned. How should I feel about never having been in fashion? I don't feel anything. I've given up a long time ago, but I'd not recommend that to anyone else. I bought an Associates record and I personally think it really, really sucks.... I mean the vocals just drive me batty. Lucky I bought the Cedell Davis album the same day. I can't believe that that person also had the ears to pick up on Murdoch's mega-ness. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: my anaconda don't want nuns unless they got buns hon
by Corpora Arenacea 19 Oct '98

19 Oct '98

Guh? bah? Huh? Beth?! You have to be a man.... fat girls have had the whole of history to be beautiful and now good old anorexics get to be pretty, cool, but eating disorders are bad aren't they....gurr? is this really how people think? I mean, beep?!! I am just making noises!! It's not bloody really nice! Can I back up Leanne by saying it's fecking scary? A social trend starts with women being pressurised by society to be tiny little girls with no sexual characteristics, to be innocent and wee when at the same time they are PIOW! mothers! PIOW! liberated!! PIOW!! housewifes!! PIOW! career women! PIOW! beautiful! PIOW PIOW PIOW Beeep beeeeeeeeeeep I suppose if I told you that I personally favor fertile, voluptuous women with prominent bellies you'd criticize me for promoting atherosclerosis, ovarian cancer, ill-fitting-swingset-seat-bruises, and Raynaud's syndrome, and maybe also you'd reason that I want my women fat so that I can always outrun them and hence maintain my upper hand as a patriarch (or wait, better yet, be able to fuck and run ha ha ha). Or maybe I just have my savings tied up in elastic and frozen foods. The only people who should be skinny as beanpoles are those with the metabolism of a ferret, o.k.? Everyone should eat and be merry as far as I'm concerned. How should I feel about never having been in fashion? I don't feel anything. I've given up a long time ago, but I'd not recommend that to anyone else. I bought an Associates record and I personally think it really, really sucks.... I mean the vocals just drive me batty. Lucky I bought the Cedell Davis album the same day. I can't believe that that person also had the ears to pick up on Murdoch's mega-ness. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: French singers
by Philippe Garnier 19 Oct '98

19 Oct '98

Kevan wrote : >A lot of the French singers from the sixties who are growing in popularity >these days have a kind of kitsch easy listening appeal, but Francoise Hardy's >folky pop songs are just achingly beautiful. > As I am supposed to be a frenchy, I'd like to know who are these french singers that you like *so* much (except France Gall and Francoise Hardy). Any answer will be examined carefully. Bises, Philippe PS : no need to say that I am the loveliest french singer, this is crystal clear. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: belle & sebastian curse?
by Carl Polgar Jr 19 Oct '98

19 Oct '98

hello to all. i got a speeding ticket the other day and, while being served with my citation, i came upon this realization: in my years of driving, i have gotten two speeding tickets (including this latest one) and have been involved in one traffic accident. in all these cases, i was listening to a belle and sebastian song at the time. the first speeding ticket and the accident both occurred while listening to "mayfly". this latest ticket occurred while listening to "you're just a baby". and on this occasion, i couldn't help but continue to sing along whenever the cop was not asking me a question because i did not want to miss the part at the end of the song where stuart goes, "so what's theeeeeeeeeeeee reason for all . . . " because it's my absolute favorite moment in that album and to miss singing along to that part would make me sad. of course, i could always rewind it, but it's just not the same. anyway, the cop was actually very nice -- he reduced what would have been a rather hefty charge ($140) by half. if i would have had an extra copy of tigermilk with me, i would have given it to him. would i be banished from the list if i admitted that i don't like cheese very much? bye. carl. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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RE: Sinister: French singers
by Warrander John - FML 19 Oct '98

19 Oct '98

Afternoon All, Someone who's supposed to be a frenchy wrote: >As I am supposed to be a frenchy, I'd like to know who are these french >singers that you like *so* much (except France Gall and Francoise Hardy). >Any answer will be examined carefully. Someone made me a tape with over 40 French (presumably) one-hit wonders from the 60s. Every song is great and I was going to rattle off the list of artists here. Just to show how knowledgeable and super cool and into obscure pop I am. But erm, that would be pathetic, so I won't. Maybe some nice French people on the list could recommend some cool 60s French pop for us though. That may be nice. Peter Miller wanted more smut. Well I went shopping with McTaggart for pyjamas at the weekend. It was more of a smut/sad old gits crossover scenario. But I did feel kind of 'dirty' afterwards. We also make a rather unnecessary detour through the ladies underwear section. Tag made some hilarious jokes about how if he was invisible he could sneak into the changing rooms and get up to all sorts of naughty mischief. I laughed and laughed he was so funny. He even said "jugs". Several times! Jugs. And Elisapet. Miller also requested "ink polaroids...of...McRagtag's triumphant re-entry unto DJ Land" Sadly nobody from Sinister turned up. Or if they did, they kept themselves to themselves. Even after young Tag waved his legs in the air from the stage so all and sundry could get a good look at his small feet. It was a roaring success however, so no doubt the little fella himself will proudly let you all know how wonderful he was in the not too distant. As a taster though, I can reveal that cleavage did figure prominently during the evening. Keith Watson mentioned "Gregory's Girl". Which is always a good thing to do. "Tek et awwfff." And Brummy-Scot Robert Malcom McTaggart with real ginger hair and everything suggested that The Duke may have been a goth!?? Well, I can throw a wee bit more light on this. Browsing through the grown-up pictures on the website at the weekend, a friend of mine, who used to live in London, did mention that she kind of maybe recognised The Duke as a friend of a friend who went to a Sister's concert at the Royal Albert Hall in 1988 or something. This wasn't enough to convince me though so I did try and corroborate the story by checking out "Young And Foolish" in Waterstones. Who knows, perhaps it should have really been called "Young and Stupid"? Unfortunately the woman in Waterstones had never heard of an author called the Duke. She hadn't heard of one called the Count either as it happens. And then they threw me out for turning tables around. Incidentally, you can't do that in the M&S in Manchester. They have big bouncers in beige uniforms who reward you with a kick in the teeth if you mess with the store displays. Anyway, I'm on the trail now. Sleuthingly Yours, John PS Can anyone tell me how to contact that Stlucy person. Gorgeous birds like her always go for losers like me. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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