February 2000 - Sinister

Sinister: i'm gonna make you an offa you can't refuse
by Januarythaw＠aol.com 22 Feb '00

22 Feb '00

how goes it everyone? i've been off posting for a while now hehe. and everyone says yes the list was clear of mindless annoying posties well i'm back but not in the saddle it's more like the saddle has turned upside down and i'm hitting my head on the ground slowly slipping into unconciousness. woohaa. yeah. so i think i should either be the godmother or the local 'chemist' if you catch my drift. i'm really good at being mean and making people do things so i figure i'd be pretty good at it. a sinister mafia. mwahahaha. although i'm not italian. but i dated an italian once so indirectly how abouts? haha. just like in ny i dated a greek boy and therefore i was greek for that four months. according to his yaya(did i spell that right?) anyway. does anyone know of a internet provider with unlimited access and multiple email addresses other than AOL? my famille is searching for one more reliable and more reputable. and reasonably priced too please? DREAMS: whenever i sleep to TM i have the most bizarre B&S dreams for example the other night i dreamnt that some television programme had B&S in the background just like the SNL skit it was retarded an i ran to my computer to post you lot. stupid bits of dreams like that. the weird thing is that i really thought this one was happening and when i woke up i was sorely dissapointed. now. either i spend too much time on my computer or i spend too much time listening to B&S. prolly both eh? prolly. ooh i just had another idea for the sinimafia. we can have a swank bar full of cigarette smoke even tho no one is smoking and some hot tamale pounding on the old ivories. in some red shift. this is where you all can come for 'favours' muy bien. i don't like guns but i think i'd like to carry a tommy gun in a violin case. with a fitted pinstripe suit. hehe. yes indeedy. now who wants to be a coppa? ciao belli iris www.angelfire.com/journal/standhere/index.html I am drunk with gravity +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: That's complete village!
by Chris Jones 22 Feb '00

22 Feb '00

Can I organise a village cricket team? We can play on a parched common which has circles in the corners where the fairies have been, and hoof marks from the horse that has no owner. We can play friendly matches against local pipe smokers in the height of summer. Jen can help me organise the teas. Cucumber sandwiches, chocolate slices and butterfly cakes. All the partners can come and sit at the side, clapping appropriately, making sure the children (and Erica) get up to no mischief, and occasionally mending grazes. Oh, I can smell the freshly cut grass now, hear the children laughing, feel the sun beating on my back as I patrol the covers. "Well bowled there sir, that's good cricket all round!". Afterwards we all meet in the pavilion for a post match pint and natter before getting off home to watch the sun set. Chris Jones. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: looper vinyl etchings
by lelah jones 22 Feb '00

22 Feb '00

what about the belle and sebastian ones? i was curious(and bored--or procrastinating, take your pick)so i looked on all my import vinyls. the "if you're feeling sinster" i have says 'tim d. masterpiece' on both sides. the bis "new transistor heros" has "kev" on it. the major lable(blur, etc..) ones have machine stamped serial numbers on them. then i got even more curious and looked at my friend's diy 7" they put out. no machine stamps, but hand etched numbers. interesting. lelah ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: the 1st meeting of the sinister village association......
by David Strange Strange 22 Feb '00

22 Feb '00

Hello Fellow Villagers, Good evening & welcome to the inaugural Sinister tea and cakes evening, the delicious pastries are provided by La Pastry De La bourgeoisie. Right onto business then firstly I would advise all committee members to watch Queer As folk 2 tonight, even Clause 2B should watch, also there's a new band you good peole should investigate Sigur Ros (mentioned last night I believe), they're Icelandic and so be sure to make them welcome in our small community. Finally a sad farewell to Stuart David and his misses little Karn, they will be sadly missed, they are apparently concentrating on Looper and may be spotted in the U.S of A supporting The flaming Lips, if you do spot him say hello and ask how Elvis is. Onto village news now, we would all like to welcome back Archel, even if her visit was just a flying one from the seaside, also the local wizard has invited villagers to his sprawling city luxury love palais, a coach leaves on March the 11th outside the village square. Now to sports news jen the local Supermarket checkout whiz is the new manager of the mighty Sinister F.C, she replaces Peter Shilton her debut match in charge is this weeend, if her players get out of the pub in time. Finally the crimespree of Lines being painted everywhere has been solved it was Jane who works in the village shop, she was putting the poster's up when police arrested her. Thanks to Mayor honey and Belle & spectacles for being brilll, you are free to go now and eat cakes and drink tea, oi.... save the Coconut Macaroons. cheers Dave 'and with Coconut all round his mouth the meeting was adjured, until next time' _______________________________________________________ Get 100% FREE Internet Access powered by Excite Visit http://freeworld.excite.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: sinister: sinister:
by The Narrow Wizard 22 Feb '00

22 Feb '00

not sure that I'm the right person to let you lot know but Archel has finally got her web based literary mag of the ground and it can be found at www.buzzwords.org.uk there's some very good stuff on there as well as a story by me which you really shouldn't bother reading, the rest is great though, GRATE in fact. that's about it apart from the fact that paula said the honour of Chief Stud will, of course, have to go to the narrow wizard himself; mr. lowery. which was nice of her but I'm afraid I haven't stripped for a few years, in fact I only did it once, I've still got the trophy for winning the competition though, I'll show it to you if you come visit me (the trophy that is). bye all love and hugs owen With that the narrow wizard waggled his bushy eyebrows and disappeared in a flash of blue flame leaving behind only a faint smell of cinnamon +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: yellow four-fingered struan? doh!
by GardeningAtNight＠aol.com 22 Feb '00

22 Feb '00

christopher said: << Did you know Black Eyed Dog by Nick Drake was recorded just before he died? Someone told me a while ago and everytime i hear that song, i feel this emotion that i havent been able to identify. I'll keep you all informed. >> If the date on the album is correct, then it was recorded the same time as Voice From the Mountain, Hanging From a Star, and Rider on the Wheel. February of 74 I think. Which is a shame because those are some of my favorites of his. I feel that sort of emotion too. I can't imagine him as ever being a real person for that reason, I think. It's just like an old legend told over and again. Tonight while engaged in my ritual of watching the Simpsons (two episodes back-to-back every night, which is a dream come true) Homer and his friends made it to the Superbowl. After Dolly Parton busted them out of Superbowl jail they snuck into Rupert Murdoch's private glass box thing and ate all his food. And then Rupert came back and made policemen appear out of a cloud of smoke to chase them out of the room. Homer yelled "Murdoch!" when he ran away so now I'm always going to associate Stuart M. with magically appearing policemen. Which isn't so bad, it's just kind of odd. But somehow I think that B&S would fit in well on an episode. I really need to get out more, before I actually start writing a B&S episode. Samantha +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Psy! Psy? Psyduck! ::boom::
by BrnToEnd＠aol.com 22 Feb '00

22 Feb '00

Good Morning everyone!, Oh yippee its tuesday back to school/work waaaaah oh well atleast I'll get out of my house heh. I don't have much to say this time around. Just wanted to wish everyone a happy coffee morning and hope you don't crazy. I myself am listening to Radiohead(Paraniod Andriod at the moment) and eating a muffin with coffee and a glass of milk mmm. Oh yes and does anyone know when Charlatans/Stereophonics show at The warfield in S.F. goes on sale? Thanks in advanced. Well I better wave goodbye now. Bye bye -Damon In my CD player right now: OK Computer-Radiohead +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: All the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Bette Davis eyes
by Alder, Lucy 22 Feb '00

22 Feb '00

I'm going to miss Stuey D for the dazzling sense of humour he injected into the band. Let's re-live one of those classic moments, shall we? "I used to think my Dad looked like Elvis. I haven't told him that yet. I haven't told my Dad, either"* That boy's a real card, isn't he? Talking of cards, my team, the Cards (that's Woking FC, as if you didn't know) are right down there at the bottom of the Conference. If you don't know the football league system in England, that's the fifth league from the top. It's not good that they're in the Conference, but it's even less good that they're facing relegation and the club don't want to sack the manager because he's a Nice Man. Oh yeah, and the club are losing £4,000 per match, so they sold their best player for £20,000. Great move, that. Rachel Tucker, was it you who was fed up about Oxford? I challenge you for the title of Sinister Football Moaner. You can't possibly be more miserable than me. I don't think anybody has established a Sinister Bed and Breakfast yet, have they? May I have the honour? It will be twee to the foundations, but you can forget your butterfwies and bunny wabbits - I mean twee in the old-fashioned, New Forest pony and Devon cream tea sense of the word. First off, it's got to have a thatched roof. Then, there'd be chintz curtains, chintz tablecloths, chintz armchairs and matching chintz headboards and valence sheets in the bedrooms. I'd have net curtains in every room (the sort that are shorter in the middle than at the sides) and they would twitch regularly. There'd be a little fire in the lounge with faux coals and an orange glow and a load of horse brasses hanging above it. On the mantlepiece would reside a whole host of china ladies in lovely long dresses with parasols. I would sit behind the reception desk of my B&S B&B, evil-eying over the top of my specs at the so-called married couples who came in for DIRTY WEEKENDS! Each morning, I would my run about , feather duster in hand, gold peep-toe slippers (of the sort one might wear on a cruise) on my feet, curlers in my hair, terrorising the guests and inspecting their rooms for clues as to what they'd been up to, before having a good gossip with my next door neighbour ("Ooh, Mrs Jones, they had two rooms, but her bed was COMPLETELY untouched!"). I'd do a magnificent full English breakfast (the bread cut with my famous bread knife, natch) and would sneer at anyone who can't stomach a black pudding. Of course, I'd have abide by B&B Rules and charge for Use of Cruet. Who was analysing dreams a while back? I'd like to see some analysis of people's village career choice, please. I've got a sore back and I'm walking like an octagenarian at the moment. Expressions of sympathy to... Juicy Lucy *I may well have got the wording a bit wrong - I'm at work, so I can't search to double-check it. Don't bite my head off, pleeeeeease? This communication contains information which is confidential and may also be privileged. It is for the exclusive use of the intended recipient(s). If you are not the intended recipient(s), please note that any distribution, copying or use of this communication or the information in it is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error, please notify the sender immediately and then destroy any copies of it. -- MCI WorldCom Year 2000 information http://www.wcom.co.uk/2000 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Krazy Village People
by Martin Robinson 22 Feb '00

22 Feb '00

Hello all, Anyone who wished to see previous failed experiments of Sinister villages should explore the less known areas of Devon. There's also several early examples of genetically modified mutations there, normally seen propping up the bar with a pint of cider in out of the way public houses. I remember going on holiday down that way when I was a wee lad and winning a pool competition, not due to any particular talent on my part, but largely due to the locals either being cross-eyed or Cyloptic. Apparently the hilarious TV comedy "Keep it in the Family" got huge viewing figures in the Devon area. Don't know why... This week I've been mainly troubled by germs. Nothing to do with the uncleanliness of my new abode, more to do with the fact that antibiotics are gradually losing the battle against mutating germs and we will all die soon from cutting our fingers and stuff. I read it in The Times so it must be true. Apparently it's largely Spain's fault as they sell antibiotics over the counter and are culturing new super germs that laugh in the face of 'ol Pops Penicillin and his family and friends. So I'll be the health inspector in the Sinister village, so I can test all the food and beer in the village for free, only for your own safety mind, and all strip searches and cavity probes will be for your own good. It's you I'm thinking about. But perhaps not in the way I should be... Ho hum... As for the Krazy Jeepster article I read the pisstake first and strangely found the bits I laughed at to be in the original questionnaire answers. My sense of humour must have gone right up my own alley, along with most of the contents of my pencil case. Sorry... I did originally put up my alley along with my career and love life but obviously that wouldn't make sense, especially with the price of Pampers and Huggies these days. Anyway, better go and teach some slugs how to ice skate. It's not all work, work, work... Te ra, Martin ear confection recordings (http://www.send.demon.co.uk) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: you can leave your hat on
by Paula Cullen 22 Feb '00

22 Feb '00

*ahem* with all this sinister village talk (cheers, by the way to velocitygirl for crediting me with all those smashing suggestions. i didn't make them, but taking credit for other peoples work always gives me a warm feeling inside...) i'd like to propose the idea of a nuddy male dance troupe; The SinisterVillage People. forget the chippendales, give me skinny white boys any day. think about it girls; who would YOU most like to see in the altogether? stevie trousers........... *sans* trousers???? carsmile steve............ wearing *only* a smile???? joss moorkens.............er, actually, no, sorry. scrap that one. the honour of Chief Stud will, of course, have to go to the narrow wizard himself; mr. lowery. nominations are welcome, and i will personally vet all applicants. personally, like. is it just me, by the way, or did anyone else have problems trying to vote on the list crush? it's probably just as well i couldn't manage it, though. i would have given my votes to either lesley jo or JENOWL, and as a catholic, that would be against my religion. mind you, frickin' breathing is nearly against my religion, but thats a whole other kettle of ball games... loves, pee dot cullen at music dash control dot com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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